[grenadineghost]

*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*

[acanthemp3]

but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3

[coolxatu]

second grade fire safety psa voice: now firefighters may look scary. firefighters look like the devil. when you see a firefighter, you might think, “aaah, this is a cyclops, like the one that killed my dad, and now it’s here to kill me too”, and you might want to kill the firefighter,

[cannibalchicken]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[lakevida]

it's okay if you're not gay but at the least you should still be weird and hard to understand

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

oh and meow meow meow. meow meow also. meow meow basically meow meow meow

[teathattast]

[dear-ao3]

[twisted-rat-king]

told someone i'm schizophrenic and they ask "are you sure it's not just your mind playing tricks on you" bro what the fuck do you think schizophrenia is

[brucebocchi]

most people when they misspeak: uhh buhh lowing the mawn?? 🤪

me when i misspeak: officer, not only have i been drinking but i have a bomb in the trunk. take even one step back and i will shoot you with a gun

[pinene]

Held his dick while he peed

[juniepops]

So is there a mister gendering?

[g0ds-favorite]

[carbisari]

1. Remember you can't kill everyone

2. REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE TO TRY

[killkillbitekill]

bi is short for bites you bites you bites you

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”