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Hi there! My name's Jonathan, and I'm hella gay. Interests include Pokemon, Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra, Grimm, Once Upon a Time. Also puns, chemistry, and RuPaul's Drag Race!

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[brofligate]

Had a chance encounter in a suburb at 1AM

[malevon]

new ask meme: send me what class and race you’d think I’d be as a dnd character

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[shencomix]

[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[askjaelyn]

@ourqueenfelinefatale

[outofcontextdnd]

A bat approaches the Triton

"Land-dweller, what is this?"

"A bat? They're common here. Like a starfish I guess?"

"Ah. I see." The triton eats the bat in one bite. "Not really."

[gee-imatree]

me, catching the god of time: you will win me so many contests

[tetraminoacid]

@nexusempresia @thenotsosecrethappinessproject

[chongoblog]

(Source)

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

I know I keep reblogging my own post and that’s hokey as hell, but these particular tags give me life

[nexusempresia]

@tetraminoacid @thenotsosecrethappinessproject

[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

[unyanizedcatboys]

I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train

[hydro-homies]

Out of womb, out of mind

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[ulibeanzz]

“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal” “ok but get this: im a rich white person"  “oh sorry about that sir" 

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me

[scoutsmoocrew]

Mood

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[schmoyoho]

when I do this at concerts i get thrown out for “disturbing the peace,” but when they do it they get uproarious applause

[tetraminoacid]

Reminder that this is NOT Tchaikovsky and is actually Andy Akiho's "Ricochet." Get it right, folks.

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[ruffboi-mags]

i know this is literally just an ad for fuckin cornetto ice creams but this is precious.

hope you didn’t string that girl along too much tho, boyo :P