the eepiest ubuntu user in the room

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[tetroidquipster]

MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE DREW US WITH AN OAK FLOWER I AM MESMERIZED I AM FLUTTERED I HAVE FALLEN FROM THE TREE LOOK AT THIS MS PAINT MASTERPIECE THIS IS LITERALLY THE ART

[yknowdat]

Some Araki sketches of the Part 4 crew

[tetroidquipster]

i love pseudo random number generators in devices so much like yes baby listen to your heart and count its beats and collect your little timestamps and wait for my fingers to touch the keys and follow my mouse wobbles like you're blindfolded and write everything down in your glittery diary

[airplaner]

[fevermuffin]

Every goddamn time, it's become muscle memory at this point

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[alphabetizing-posts]

ah,,, are beasts,,, but gentle how oh serene… such wow…

[bhramarii]

maybe it's because im different

[courtesycalling]

GLaDOS learns about isopods

[courtesycalling]

When I made this comic, the Wikipedia page for “woodlouse” had a really long “common names” section. In early 2023, somebody pruned the section with the reasoning that Wikipedia “isn’t Urban Dictionary” and most of the names were “unsourcable”, but the older version of the article is still accessible here.

Here’s the list taken from that version of the article:

armadillo bug

billy baker (South Somerset)

billy button (Dorset)

boat-builder (Newfoundland, Canada)

butcher boy or butchy boy (Australia, mostly around Melbourne)

carpenter or cafner (Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada)

carpet shrimp (Ryedale)

charlie pig (Norfolk, England)

cheeselog (Reading, England)

cheesey wig

cheesy bobs (Guildford, England)

cheesy bug (North West Kent, Gravesend, England)

cheesy lou (Suffolk)

cheesy papa (Essex)

chiggy pig (Devon, England)

chisel pig

chucky pig (Devon, Gloucestershire, Herefordshire, England)

chuggy pig

crawley baker (Dorset)

daddy grampher (North Somerset)

damp beetle (North East England)

doodlebug (also used for the larva of an antlion and for the cockchafer)

fat pigs (Cork, Ireland),

gramersow (Cornwall, England)

granny grey (Wales)

granny grunter (Isle of Man)

grumper-pig (Bermuda)

hardback (Humberside, England)

hobbling Andrew (Oxfordshire, England)

hobby horse (Isle of Purbeck, Dorset, England)

hog-louse

horton bug (Deal, Kent, England)

humidity bug (Ontario, Canada)

jomits (Cloneganna)

menace (Plymouth, Devon)

mochyn coed (tree pig), pryf lludw (ash bug), granny grey in Wales

monkey-peas (Kent, England)

pea bug (Medway, England)

peasie-bug (Kent, England)

pennysow (Pembrokeshire, Wales)

piggy wig

pill bug (usually applied only to the genus Armadillidium)

potato bug

roll up bug

roly-poly

saw bug (Dingwall, Nova Scotia)

scuttlebug (New Zealand)

slater (Scotland, Ulster, New Zealand and Australia)

sour bug (Cambridgeshire)

sow bug

water bug

wood bug (British Columbia, Canada)

wood-louse

[beeorioslol]

and you’re not seventeen anymore

[robotbandaids]

Would you like and subcribe? 🥺

[tetroidquipster]

to everyone drawing falin with big booba and absolutely flat tummy: i hate you i wish you unhappy pride month I don't like you i am literally barking at you

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

Sniffle... ermmm.. whimper.... bleah.. sob.....

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

hmm…

[shencomix]

[michaeldrawrrett]

BUCKET OF BUGS: You have an empty garden, and a bucket full of lovely bugs. A little summer's day microgame, with Programming by @thewaether and art by me. WASD to move, CTRL to crouch, and click to Pour Out A Bug

PLAY IT HERE:

Bucket of Bugs by TheWaether

Fill a garden with bugs

[nixon-official]

grinch and onceler french-kissing passionately

[tetroidquipster]

#me and my gf

[tetroidquipster]