Texts From Hunter x Hunter

Hunter x Hunter meets Texts From Last Night. This blog contains spoilerific images for both HxH series. Some posts may contain NSFW themes or potentially triggering content. Feel free to submit your own texts or ask any questions.

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[Image: A closeup of Kuroro crying]

[Text: (787): I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure]

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[Image: First picture is Illumi and Hisoka talking. Second is Gon spying on them]

[Text:(415): Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring. ]

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[Image: Hisoka having a glowing erection]

[Text: (847): Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun]

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Happy Easter!

Thank you! And sorry for taking so long to answer, for some reason tumblr doesn't notify me that i have new messages so i keep not seeing them. 

i'll take this as a chance to say that this blog is still on hiatus but it should be over soon

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I just realized that there aren't any posts in the queue, but I've been busy lately and I didn't have time to make more. There might be a sort hiatus of one or two days before I can post again, and I might not be able to keep up with the current pace of one post per day, but I'll try my best to be as active as possible. Sorry, life happened and I've been doing other stuff and I'm actually an adult with obligations.

But submissions are open if anyone wants to give me a hand! 

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[Photoset: Fist image is Leorio looking down with a shocked expression. Second image is Gon talking happily]

[Text: (616): i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!! (1-616): BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!! ]

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[Image: A panel of the manga in which Hisoka is talking to Illumi]

[Text: (706): From one hot mess to another... Get it together.]

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[Image: Uvogin smiling brightly]

[Text: (256): Also, beer. Big fan.]

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[Image: Goreinu talking and smiling]

[Text: (510): So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.]

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[Photoset: First image is Hisoka talking to Pakunoda while looking at his phone. Second picture is Gon and Killua, Killua has an arm around Gon]

[Text: (402): On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho. (402): Update, its a couple]

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[Photoset: In both images, Senritsu and Kurapika are talking in the top of a building]

[Text: (414): How's dating the med student working out for you? (715): After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was. (414): A true anatomy project.]

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[Image: Leorio yelling at Gon and Killua]

[Text: (408): IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY]

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[Image: A close up of Kuroro waiting and smiling]

[Text: (701): Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.' (701): That's true love, there. ]

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[Image: Two panels from the manga. Cheadle is frowning and there's a panda right next to her]

[Text: (252):A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.]

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[Image: Gon talking to a group of Greed Island players]

[Text: (330): Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing. ]

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[Image: A close up of Leorio]

[Text: (360): I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top. ]