Texts from Gilligan's Isle

Gilligan's Island textsfromlastnight. Submit your text ideas.

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(256):

If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends

Merry Christmas??

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80 FOLLOWERS???

Thank you soooo much!!

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(201):

Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float?

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(804):

Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive

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(631):

You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.

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(336):

i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.

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(317):

I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.

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(540):

He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out

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(479):

These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom

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(207):

I think we should see other people.

(1-207):

Already working on it.

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(409):

You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.

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(516):

my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.

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(203):

Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.

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(941):

What do you take me for? I’m not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.

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(720):

Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?

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(+61):

I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser! 

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(+44):

wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay... 

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