Devil's Advocate

Thalia Arche. Posts mostly about Star Wars, Kuroshitsuji, and fanfiction, with other randomness thrown in. 

[the-real-seebs]

ao3, aka the large hardon collider

[dreg-heap]

We used to make posts about loki on here

[ferretteeth]

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

[frankisnotademon]

Reblog to give your period cramps to donald trump

[the-real-seebs]

got an induction cooking surface for our secondary-kitchen

tried it out to see how i like it

it's great

decide to get another one

>induction

oh no

[thaliaarche]

Induction is a real step up, isn't it?

[marisatomay]

anyway

[crowsent]

updated version

[certifiedgirlthing]

[lucy-is-bored]

Tiktok is the British museum of the internet (very derogatory ofc)

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[the-real-seebs]

So is it...

Amelia Bedelias

Amelias Bedelia

Voting ended onAug 31, 2025

[reactionimagesdaily]

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

[creepymutelilbugger]

wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

[bellaswans-khakiskirt]

[foolhearteyes]

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

[jkthinkythoughts]

I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

...

[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[a-daks]

I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

Keep reading

[ferretteeth]

I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again

[fangirltothefullest]

As someone with adhd I DO forget what it looks like and so every time I am so unprepared XD

[kirianthedivorce]

Uk media reporting on the OSA:

Reality:

[villainessbian]

I don't know how to tell you this but you also have to care about what gets labelled as "porn"

[kirianthedivorce]

Oh absolutely, but this post is about how the bbc and other major media outlets are presenting it as only affecting websites like pornhub so that criticism of the act can be framed as people wanting children to be able to access websites like pornhub, instead of criticism of wider censorship and defending the right to privacy

[brainscrems]

Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act

We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.

It’s already WELL past its goal, but the more that sign the better the odds it happens

[jewishvitya-movingblogs]

The way I understand it, non-UK people signing it can invalidate it, so if you're not from there, share without signing.

[gamechangershow]

🚌Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - Dimension 20: On a Bus!

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

Watch the full episode here

[quiddie]

Hey friends!

Just wanted to thank everyone for being so lovely and supportive of D20: On a Bus!

It was a bit of a rocky shoot, but I’m really proud of the story we told! I’ve wanted to play with Jasmine, Brennan and Mark for SO LONG and it’s so lovely that I got to do so at Katie’s table. 💖

So here’s the thing: the first season (30 episodes! Can you believe it?!) is in the can, but speaking for myself I *know* the story of my character Bluey™️ and their friends getting from NoHo to LAX is far from over. And that’s where you come in:

If y’all help us prove to Sam that there’s audience excitement for the sequel, we can start filming TODAY.

So please like, share, repost, and tell your friends so we can get back ON A BUS!

[dicaeopolis]

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

[spaceyalien]

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

[daisenseiben]

I’ve been a UFO enthusiast for 2/3rds of my life and this is the most convincing alien encounters story I have ever heard.

[should-be-sleeping]

[dicaeopolis]

Happy just-over-ten-years to this post. Early in its life, it was viewed by a seventeen-year-old aspiring astronomer who DESPISED it, thought it was the dumbest Space Post ever, got mad every time it crossed her dash. But this wasn’t anybody I knew, and she did the mature thing and didn’t send any hate mail about it, and went off and got her whole entire astrophysics degree without me ever finding out. So how do I know about this person’s deep dislike for this post? BECAUSE. I have, at press time, been sleeping next to her for three and a half years