Thank God For My Social Sciences Major

[orphic-mysteries]

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

[brb-on-a-quest]

Bestie. How dare you leave “do not mock the life preserver…” in the tags.

@onewingedsparrow

[insomniac-arrest]

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022) Netflix special

[kaylmao]

Real Life Patch Notes:

Remaining Caffeine effect time now rolls over to next waking period

Updated friends' voice lines to more clearly indicate "Sarcasm" tone

"Little Treat" mood buff now lasts twice as long

It is now Good to pick at your skin all the time

Added ability to mute Annoying Coworker

Added 14 new species of frog

[stariteart]

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY 🏳️‍⚧️

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[flameburst97]

[darling-peony]

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

[gigi-b]

God forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[sigma-time-lord]

My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”

[thefloatingstone]

[podcastwizard]

i do NOT write for myself i write for the eleven year old girl walking circles on the playground making up stories in her head and muttering the dialogue out loud. i see you girl. that stick you found DOES look like a cool dagger.

[edgebug]

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

[edgebug]

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

[abigailspinach]

[irondive]

[reefsharkivist]

victims of the chupacabra:

[thedankest]

[leroleroart]

Depression comic

[sandersstudies]

SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

[sandersstudies]

Emotional brain: fire and rage and biting and biting and biting

Logical brain: That was an innocent mistake, and not anyone’s fault.

Emotional brain: you’re right… fire and rage and biting biting biting for one thousand years tho

[wuxiaphoenix]

THIS.

[dreamerwriternstargazer]

[clytemnestradidnothingwrong]

#a lot of pro-lifers fail to understand that late term abortions happens to women who wanted the child#but are forced to terminate the pregnancy because of issues like these or malformations or are life-threatening to the mother#and this behaviour is just causing pain on more pain#pro-life is just being sadistic and cruel 99% of the time for the sake of it

[teaboot]

and she COULD have chosen death. She COULD have chosen not to abort. She COULD have let her baby die slowly and followed after. You could choose that, too, if you had the choice. It’s not about forcing abortions on people. It’s not about making them do it. It’s about having a choice, and protecting that choice. So that people can choose.

Everyone should have the ability to choose.

[chongoblog]

Being out of ADHD meds sucks because its just like “okay time for a day of just goehepfjepcjejeowhwidjebwisjspdjwphepehdpcheoehepdhsosheidudheveowgxodhwvwkxjxxxxxxxoxudoeheoehdocjfpdhepwjakqqqkxdjpdjfochepdhdpdjcodhdowhejofhekrhocoepwpwjdorptptpypgpfoepspzoshsjdbepsheoevfiegsjegdj i g••••••dijeepsj”

and you just gotta be like “okay well i guess i got some pretzels or something”

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[doh007]

Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!

[ctimenefic]

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back