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Emily Lipson, Dykes Vol. 1, 2026
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A reminder that a universal basic income actually drastically improves the lives of everyone involved
was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.
It's like they can see into my soul lmaoooooo
no but i think what i hate the most about the MCU is that no matter how much corruption they show in the government and the avengers and SHIELD etc. etc. they still always portray a character's redemption as contingent on cooperation with the establishment. the way we know they're "good" is that they do things the legal, above-board way. and that message has never been good, but right now it falls especially, horribly flat.
just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews
Microsoft edge wrapped:
You have opened Microsoft edge 8 times this year, for a combined total of 1.5 minutes
You have uninstalled Microsoft Edge 10 times this year. This puts you in the top 5%!!
You have clicked 9 buttons in Microsoft Edge this year, the most common one being the 'close window' button.
Microsoft edge still isn't your default browser... :( Maybe next year!
Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.
Because I am of the belief that Adulthood is just Childhood 2: Electric Boogaloo and also because nobody can stop me, I have a large and varied number of eccentric hobbies which includes cleaning and restoring old wigs, which is why today I opened a box left on my doorstep to find the unholy inbred child of both ugly step-sisters ratted out all to hell and fossilized into a rock-solid mat of tangles and glue, to which I had no choice but to let a single glimmering tear to roll cinematically down my cheek as I gently ran my fingers about half a millimeter into the Teflon-reinforced hell nest and whispered, "who did this to you"
Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Furtive Festivity
EVERYONE WATCH THIS SHORT FILM NOWW!!!!
incredible crossover
I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.
Here's part of the Wikipedia page for the late Dave Duerson.
‼️warning: suicide, firearms.
This man was an incredibly prolific football player. It ruined his life and lead to his death.
Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?
I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."
I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street
You stumble across the identity card of a German drag king. The name? Udo Narrativ.
Sistermaryblaze thirst trap to lady Gaga’s new hit song ‘disease’ unmute immediately
PLEASE
[id: a comment by grindr that reads "take us to church sister"
reply by sister mary blaze reads "i'll take your users to church. i am an ally after all! collaboration soon? hit a sister up! blessings!🤔🙏😇💜" end id]
I keep getting in trouble for referring to my spouse as 'my woman.' That's who she is to me--wanch ngatharam, and I'm pam nungantam, her man. Apparently that bit of paleo-misogyny loses something in translation for the metro middle-class people I'm attempting to mingle with lately, so I've had to alter my language and start saying 'my spouse.' The problem lies in the cultural baggage that comes with the possessive form in English grammar, and with the language of property law. In our Aboriginal communities, when people first meet you they will often ask, 'Who own you?' This doesn't signify a property relation--it is all about what groups, pairs and lands you belong to in your relationships, which are governed collectively. Belonging and ownership means something completely different from possession in our world. It means being in relation to family and community and place. Your belongings are not your property, but your connections. This worldview is not very compatible with the political economies, legal systems and marketplaces we must interact with to survive.
Tyson Yunkaporta, Right Story, Wrong Story
WNBA star Gabby Williams supports trans women playing in the league: “I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team.”