Remember me, Sweet Bravery

28, Australia, love fishkeeping and anything which makes me feel things

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[bleedthebeat]

[2ells2tees]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

Chicagoans will just do shit like this.

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

oh

[knitmeapony]

[femsband-archive]

[only-cat-memes]

[tall]

[greelin]

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[parkchanwoohoo]

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried

[eggfancy]

Babies in the morning light

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[stabknives]

my problem is ill sometimes say ohhhh these two are so in love. and not mean it romantically. there's loving someone and being in love. which is different. but its not about being romantically involved. its something else. need maybe. desire, but not strictly sexual. hunger for warmth when you're cold. obviously there can be romance and sex involved. but thats true for just loving someone and not being in love. "what?" either you get it or you dont daddy cant explain everything for you. he can only elaborate

[stabknives]

people think its like the first pic but its actually the second. its not a chart you can tick off. its a bundle of threads bound together. involving two or more people. and some threads may be there or not. being in love is when the threads are tight. constricting. and not in love they are loose and malleable

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich