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I'm the pansexual who lives in your pantry and eats your toes✨🥺👍

i-am-a-fish

I just realized there's a non zero chance toby fox has seen one of my posts

conspiracydawg

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

mikkeneko

kakyoinryoko

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

kakyoinryoko

this has rendered me speechless

xxxdragonfucker69xxx

a hex key should be an implement for performing dark magics albeit small ones. a method of breaking into the hidden hours of heaven to throw misfortunes down on those who displease you. instead of a thing to assemble furniture with

rathayibacter

the gates of death are held on by allen screws. you know what must be done.

the-haiku-bot

the gates of death are

held on by allen screws. you

know what must be done.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

9ieme

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

teaboot

Carry on my wayward son

onlytiktoks

lezbadeez

Holy mother of curb theory those are GOOD

See what happens when we do things for disabled people? We get shot like this that's just better for *everyone* AND accommodates for wheelchair users

muffinlance

The hoodies are $59. That is straight up a normal hoodie price that is AMAZING

Creating adaptive clothing and accessories designed to bring joy and confidence while increasing your quality of life. Discover products to

ordinarytalk

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo

brightlotusmoon

sabertoothwalrus

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

batbetbitbotbut

slowspinningredemption

i was in the supermarket and a guy looked at me and calls over to his wife like "honey what are we having for dinner tonight?" and when she told him he nodded and, still staring directly at my shirt, said "i'll get some garlic bread"

my shirt:

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hyperoperationfractallisation

Where'd you get that shirt I want one

hardal201

Ok sorry but what's the appeal with garlic bread? I always see people talking about how good it is yet I've never seen one ever. Is it really THAT good?

$hyperoperationfractallisation blog's avatar$

hyperoperationfractallisation

If I'm gonna be frank I think it is slightly overhyped but it's still incredible

moose-mousse

Garlic bread is horrible

It combines being piss easy to make. Chop garlic and put it in butter for 24 hours. Done

Smear garlic butter on bread and fry it. Done

And it tastes great! You could easily eat only garlic bread for days

It is too easy! ;_;

the-haiku-bot

And it tastes great! You

could easily eat only

garlic bread for days

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

monchursouls

What

rat-in-the-grain

What

catwire

rizzing him up by showing him my tumblr follow count

copperbadge

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

vergess

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

captainpirateface

teaboot

I love "gender bending" characters but HATE HATE HATE designs where canon buff dudes are wispy little fairy ladies and canon tiny women are beefy ass male linebackers. If you're not in it for JACKED WOMEN and TWINKS then what's what's FUCKING point

teaboot

you understand my vision

teaboot

I was gonna make a bunch of these to prove a point but realized halfway through that Lady Bane is my ultimate butch fantasy so now I have to go lay down

teaboot

Anyhow I've been thinking about this concept lately so I have some additional thoughts on Acceptable Male Characters Who Would Be Legendary Female Character Design

If it pleases the counsel to consider: