Welcome to the Sin Bin my dudes

Im a person who wants to confuse you. My posts are often shitposts and sometimes I may forget a tw or two. Sometimes they are nsfw in which I do apologize.    Feel free to send asks and perhaps requests if I'm absolutely bored.

[prozdvoices]

LET'S TRY THE KPOP DEMON HUNTERS HUNTRIX MEAL

[that-one-dude]

Tumblr decided I should have no idea what he's eating

[that-one-dude]

This just happened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

DNI Divine Beings!!! u know what u did

[that-one-dude]

Eldritch on the table?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

[that-one-dude]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

I have GOT to get more annoying

[that-one-dude]

I hAvE gOt To GeT mOrE aNnOyInG

[that-one-dude]

Dr. Doom you got what I need

I still hate you Reed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Liver Detox Using One Weird Trick!!! Doctors HATE Him—Greek Man Discovers Secret To Regenerate Entire Liver In 24 Hours!!!

[that-one-dude]

The gods hate him too

[reefsharkivist]

dragons have invaded dave and busters! quick, call the mayor! press A to call the mayor press B to fuck the mayor

[that-one-dude]

[that-one-dude]

Better than craigslist??

That's your selling prompt? Better than Craigslist? No sexy etsy? no e-bay booty? No SitOnMyFacebook-marketplace??? What kinda uncreative spiel is this?

And even then people *DO* ask for weird stuff on craiglist or whatever. My favorite is that one guy who was looking for someone to bang the robot he made- he couldn't do it himself as he was kinda like its dad.

[writing-prompt-s]

As the Court Archmage, you know better than anyone that immortality comes at a cost. Whether through time magic, healing magic, necromancy, etc., any form of magically gained immortality comes with a serious drawback. However, this egotistical idiot of a king insists, and so you must obey...

[that-one-dude]

"Congratulations.. you are now immortal."

To which my king replied "I feel nothing no change in my vitality- nor youthful vigor returned to me."

Knowing I will soon be sentenced to the dungeon in this story I told him with honesty that I simply granted him immortality in the form of story. "Long after you pass- and you will still in fact pass- you will be immortal in your legacy, the stories told about you. What you do with that is up to you."

Mistaking my spell for a con, an insult, I was imprisoned and soon years after the king perished. He has lived many lives thereafter, and will live many more. Some as historical notes of a faceless monarch, other lives more creative about a tyrannical villain slain in the end. From a throwaway name within moving art to a picture book still and unmoving. Yet my most favorite story is the one of the most permanence.. this one. Scratched upon the dungeon wall, where you shall live forever repeating the moment of your folly my liege. Enjoy your immortality while it lasts, storied king.

[that-one-dude]

In comedy there is the Straight-man, the person who is often serious and keeps antics tethered- the straight arrow to react to the funny quirky character's humor. The one who asks all the questions and can often get fed up with their counterparts.

Thus in my Ted Talk we'll be talking about the benefits of the Gay-man..

[hellonearthiii]

That wasn’t in the recipe

[moist-pegging-champion]

Sigh, unzips dick

[that-one-dude]

What? That's.. a horrifying visualization

[writing-prompt-s]

"And what is this?" the priest asked sternly, pointing at the squalling bundle. "I...thought the vow of chastity only applied to humans?" the Paladin said weakly.

[that-one-dude]

[that-one-dude]

Hrrnngggg

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

I can't fix him

But I can fuck him and that might do something

[that-one-dude]

[that-one-dude]

It's time to D-d-d-d-d-d-do your mom

[that-one-dude]

So my D&D character has a guardian of sorts

Context: My dnd character is a merchant of sorts with an attendant making sure he doesn't taint the family name with mischief.

I'm going to be busy for a moment so can you watch him for me? (gone) ..and he's gone