How did I Get Here?

I kinda just happened and am still happening. I am simple boy with a dream. Answer my riddles three

[tlirsgender]

Disabled people career paths:

Arts and crafts

Weed guy

Feet pics

Youtuber

Uh

[cicadaland]

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

[werewolfetone]

My extremely controversial gaming opinion is that they should allow you to obtain meat in stardew valley and while I understand that the vast majority of people might not want to play with it I also think somewhat that the absence of any such mechanics in a farming simulator is a sign of broader disconnection and alienation from where food comes from etc

[werewolfetone]

>’Farming’ game

>Unable to raise animals for meat because that’s not ‘cosy’ enough

>Where do you think meat comes from in real life

[lamignonette]

[nightdrawsnear]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the LA gangs put markiplier in a windowless submarine at the bottom of an ocean of blood

[crabussy]

made a post about how I'm relieved and excited to be alive in 2026 and how I'm glad I exist in a time where music and education and communication are so expansive and accessible and said post wasn't even up for a single hour before someone started declaring that actually there are evil revolting breaches of human rights happening right now. not even an hour

[crabussy]

I am asking with all the kindness I can muster to please let people tentatively express their hope for the future without needing to remind them that actually, sometimes life is terrible and horrific. I am aware. please trust me I am so aware. I am alive on planet earth. it is hard to not be aware. I just also want to enjoy being alive. I don't have to be constantly miserable in order to care about other people. jesus fucking christ

[3000s]

[plasticlibrary]

One of the benefits of watching psych (2006) is that in most shows with a weird protagonist you find yourself asking why are you like this but in psych you don't do that because you just saw. You just saw 10 minutes ago at the start of the episode when Henry was putting him in a trunk

[doubleca5t]

As someone with one foot in the extremely online "Steven Universe" queer world and one foot in the nightlife-centric "Ketamine" queer world, how can I help convince my more Steven Universe friends that clubs aren't inherently evil and that leaving the house is good, actually?

You have to get them interested in BDSM first because BDSM is just sex with a bunch of extraneous nerd shit slapped on top of it to allow extremely socially awkward people to get freaky from time to time and then once they've grown accustomed to parties where every size and shape of person under the sun fucks each other in ways that the average person cannot even comprehend as pleasurable the idea of going to a party to have a few drinks and dance a little will seem, perhaps, a bit less overwhelming

[doubleca5t]

It's sex but with a bunch of arbitrary rules added in. There's costumes, props, you have to get in character. It's closer to improv than any other activity. Ya know, nerd shit.

[blujayonthewing]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

[bulletsandvampires]

NO FUCKING WAY

[officialpenisenvy]

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

[letatlin]

dying

[oneshotprincess]

13 years later we must all admit, nothing fucks as hard as the dragon age inquisition tarot cards

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it all boils down to "penis steals women's purity" and there's literally no non-shitty way to believe that. being gay doesn't give you a get out of jail free card for being sexist

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

i like to blame myself for everything just in case

[jisuto]

[furryprovocateur]

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