But Why Though?

Patrick•20•Gay•FSU International Affairs Major I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing But That's Okay, Right?

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[cillsdicaprs]

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[mjalti]

is ur grandma holding a gun

[thebestoftumbling]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[covid-69]

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

[buffafro]

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

[liviacolomar]

me on ellen 

ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of the fallout series

me: yeah 

*loud, thundering booms are heard from outside of the studio and a siren begins to wail as the audience breaks out into complete pandemonium* 

me: oh my god ellen you didn’t

[eris-haumea]

How the whole show started

[jubilife-tv]

[kvothe-kingkiller]

guess who ingested some foreign objects!

also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)

[kvothe-kingkiller]

bastard man ate some rubber bands

[kvothbloodless]

hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created

[kvothe-kingkiller]

ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture

[kvothe-kingkiller]

wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight

yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this

and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him

or alternatively:

[viandpuppycat]

mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?

[kvothe-kingkiller]

twin agents of darkness

[illbeyoursafety]

[aidashakur]

“congratulations you’re hired!”

“congratulations you’re approved!”

“congratulations you’re accepted!”

“congratulations you’re promoted!”

is all i want to hear 2019 🥳🤩

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

reblogging because I heard one of those today 😁

[aspiritualseeker]

Needs this energy right now

[memewhore]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[otter4dumplings]

[jitterslug]

[phillipiscrying]

​theres no possible way to know where this is going

[mxnrique]

this. this is the gay representation i deserve.