So That Happened

| JacJac | Bi | They/Them | I'm just here for shits and giggles. Run on queues 😘 End my whole ass suffering

[melisica]

[drearyhours]

wheres the 4chan cataracts post?

[drearyhours]

[greenhousegirls]

[anxietylord]

Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated201]

someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

spend less on wigs

[rook-the-catechumen]

No

[mornington-the-crescent]

Me, a gentleman in the 18th Century: I have £ 32; what should I buy?

My friend: You can buy two whole cannons with that.

Me: Wig.

[cyelatm]

Large birbd…..

[cyelatm]

[the-djinn-inside]

I feel like this belongs in a museum for some reason

[cyelatm]

Because it does

[catchymemes]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[fursecuted]

[color-blinder]

I’m terrified of what the original image might be

[trashboat]

that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

What if,,,,I ruined our friendship?? And we were lovers instead?? Ha Ha just kidding……unless…

[chewbacca]

Pink, Beyonce, and Britney Spears for Pepsi (2004)

[tony-stark-ing]

Tony gets bored and decides to go to the 1974 San Diego Comic Con in costume as Iron Man.

The Invincible Iron Man issue #72

[daddysocrates]

feminist brain: having a female doctor has been such a massively important development and it’s so important that girls growing up with jodie whittaker as their doctor will grow up knowing that they can be just as intelligent and adventurous as any boy can be

lesbian brain: jodie whittaker,, hot,,,, hhhhh,,, jodie waistcoat hot,,,,,,,,,,,,suspenders

[omnybus]

“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! You thought you could sneak up on me, but thanks to my new DummyThiccinator, the clap of your buttcheeks has alerted me to your presence! And once it recharges, I shall use it on the entire Tri-State Area! No longer will I be momentarily startled by people walking suddenly behind me at the mall or the supermarket! AH HA HA HA HA HA!”

[omnybus]

[trans-witch-cauldron]

If I have to see this post then you do too

[bluepeets]

https://twitter.com/jnthnwwlsn/status/1066854113500192769

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[anarchoblake]

I’ll take an order of uhhhh… 2 to the chest and uh… How about 1 to the head

[pavelow]

The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone’s Glock 22. But as it turns out, that may be what you gÆt

[zucca101]

*Cracks neck side to side*

Awwwright. Let’s do this thing.

1: While I understand this is a thing made entirely in jest and taste is subjective, it’s still in objectively poor taste.

2: The subject of the jest here are the people in the thick of it, not the ones giving them their orders or their training, and the ones who more often than not take up the badge and the rigors of the training in order to help people. Bad eggs exist, but they’re the exception, not the rule.

3: Poking fun is delightful. Bringing murder into it isn’t.

4: While even I would rather have a gun in the hand than a cop in the bush if an intruder is in my home, I’d rather have the company of a cop than a scofflaw.

5: The hyper-libertarian pipe-dream of AnCap is, like many extreme political philosophies, ignorant of human nature.

6: Spare me the ‘Your boots, sir’ memes. Like white blood cells, police can only respond to threats and deal with them after they’ve made their splash. Just because I call out bunk like this doesn’t mean I soil my tongue on anyone’s boots.

[rainbowgazes-archive]

i cant even begin to tell you how much im not going to read any of this

[ice-block]

Me, looking a Minecraft sheep in the eyes: I want to pet you but can not

Minecraft sheep: beeh

Me, crying: you are full of love

[ktheflyingdm]

Me, looking at baby turtles in Minecraft:

W… why can’t i pick you up?! You’re so small!

Turtle:

Me:

*crying*

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

me: why am i not allowed to hold your hand

enderman: vwoop

me, crying: you are so handsome

[bunniblocks]

me: i want to sit on you

spider: kkssahh

me, crying: you lovely untamed stallion

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I'm a lil jittery from a mocha frappe I just drank and I'm thinking about the time this girl I had a huge crush on showed up in town at like 11 pm and we went to a coffee shop and she ordered a latte with 11 shots of espresso and the barista and I both made the same horrified face bc even if that were bad enough for any other human being this girl was 4'11" and like 105 pounds at most and I could tell the barista probably wanted her to sign some sort of waiver when they served her.

She wanted to teach me how to skateboard at 4 am.

She didn't crash until 8 pm the next day.

It was like watching a dying star go supernova

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