That Amanda Girl

Superwholockian, girly girl, old soul, single, Pisces, singer, 26, body positive, feminist, artist, southerner, avid book fan, dreamer, music addict, dog owner...

[andhumanslovedstories]

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

[ariaste]

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

[cornchipz-revival]

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

[ruby--wednesday]

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

[hotidiotsoup]

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

[pelennorfeels]

@dontyouknowwhatcausesthat mooooooooom

[dontyouknowwhatcausesthat]

LOL the rumor that james was gay was hotly denied by the kjv crowd.

[pelennorfeels]

i wonder if the lord led him to promote his bf too

[igglooaustralia]

[bricesander]

[hippanthropy]

[watch-out-for-the-bagel-deactiv]

@dawn-hammer

[uncle-whisky-deactivated2018081]

This is like the retail version of “no weapon forged against me shall prevail”

[fieldbears]

I agree with chickenpussy

[dienaziscum]

I am like 98% certain that I will be using this phrase in a Very Big and Serious Meeting with my government contracting officers next week. 

[oceanicsteam]

So anyways, here’s this.

[keto-fit-mom]

Wow is this true?

[deadpadfoot]

Yesterday, we were just children

[lets-steal-an-archive]

(x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

[ithelpstodream]

the kids are alright.

[smartassjen]

This is kinda perfect.

[silverybeing]

I’ve been thinking about liminal spaces a bit tonight. And truck/rest stops are often considered to be liminal spaces. Having family a few states over, I’m no stranger to family road trips and, by extension rest stops. There is one thing about them that I’ve thought about for years. 

People work there.

There are people who are not just passing through, but show up day after day, clock in, work for hours, and then go home. Where do they live? What are they like? Are these liminal spaces no longer liminal for them? Its a set destination for them now.

What sort of weird shit do they see every day that they just sigh and return to mopping the floor? The unusual that is just another day on the job. That weird otherworldiness at 3am but whatever I’m on a break. 

Perhaps they are immune to the effects of the passing spirits mixing with the mundane, cause how can you be in a liminal space if its your job? Maybe they are special caretakers that keeps the spirits moving on their way, giving directions to things no one else is supposed to see.

Either way they aren’t paid enough to deal with this shit.

[foolerrant]

so i work at a highway servo in a small rural town and i’ve done so for about a year. and 100% the creepy shit doesn’t stop, but you do sort of become resigned to it. like in the beginning i once screamed because saw myself in the mirror behind the milk and thought it was not me. but here’s some stuff i guess:

we keep the doors locked because crime exists so they make a beep sound when someone’s waiting to enter, but the amount of times i have checked the monitor and there has been nothing and no one there is not enough to say ‘general sensory problem’ but just enough for my anxious personality to be wary of the ghosts.

occasionally i discover large strange bugs i have never seen before that apparently only exist in the dead of a hot summer night. i also watch a lot of spiders crawl across the outside cameras.

once a man came in around 2am – no car, just wandered off the highway – and took every sausage roll and walked out without paying. which okay, theft happens. but he did it, looking into my eyes, and did not say a word as i called after him. he just walked in calmly, looked into my soul, remained entirely silent, and casually robbed the place. i was shook.

a cousin of mine who had been missing for three months once showed up.

and there’s this totally dead period between 3 and 5 where i usually mop the floors. which is why its weird when i find footsteps in my clean floors after ive finished.

plus, time passes differently in the freezer room . i fill up four full fridges worth of coke and red bull and other assorted soft drinks in fifteen minutes – like i’m not trying that hard its really not possible. and i know that because when i do the three fridges that cant be filled from behind, it takes me more like forty minutes or more.

i get strange customers who come in asking for directions with out-dated melways who don’t own phones and seem misplaced in time somehow but are always so very thankful. sometimes they ask for directions to places ive never heard even tho i’ve lived in the area my entire life.

or i get the same person at the same time to get the same thing every day. they have the same greeting and we have the same conversation like we’re stuck in a time loop. these pod people always come between 4 and 5am.

and i can safely say, you will never know fear until there is a 3am power outage in a storm and you are blanketed in absolute darkness so suddenly your heart stops beating. and then you have been outside in said storm taking out the rubbish and become soaked through like a drowned rat with only the weird glow of ur phone light with a painful 3% battery life to guide you.

overall its just a strange environment: deathly silent, with flickering fluorescent lights and grime in the back store that no matter how hard i try to clean never comes away and footsteps in the newly moped floor even tho there hasn’t been a customer and this room at the back entirely empty save only for ancient promotional material for products i’ve never heard of that makes me feel uneasy.

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

can absolutely confirm all of this. once upon a job I worked in a subway in the back of a truck stop named ‘the general lee.’ there was a tiny civil war museum in the back, by the subway - shelves of bullets and a powder horn and such. the tables had newspaper clippings under a thick coat of ancient yellowed resin and I couldn’t tell you a single thing any of them said because every time I wiped down the tables the articles were unfamiliar.

the subway replaced a chicken restaurant. I was assured that the restaurant was terrible and the huge black piece of corrugated steel in the back room covered the grease pit. why would even an awful chicken restaurant have a grease pit in the middle of the floor?? Boss told me once that the fry cook got paid a quarter for every rat he killed and one night he got five bucks. anyway these dudes would come in off the road and be PISSED to find a subway and zero fried chicken. I’d be like dude, chicken place been gone for years, man. y e a r s. every one of these men would snarl that they’d just been through here just the other week and had chicken. everybody that worked there had that story. i still wonder who was in the liminal space, the chicken men or the midnight shift.

[kawaiiorc]

I work in a 24 hour gas station 10pm-4am shift in a very small town just off a a highway. Our power just went and flickered ominously and then all the power went out across town. No storm, no wind, no car crashes. It’s pure blackness far as the eye can see. Our store is still on. A glowing beacon out into the pitch darkness of the town. It is very still and quiet outside. Only customer I had was an old man who wanted a club sandwich, he seemed nice enough rode here on a a three wheeled trike. I have to start donuts soon. I don’t get paid enough to worry about what’s lurking in the darkness right now, I’ll worry about it when I clock out and have to go home.

[jonesycaporgime-deactivated2018]

my love & admiration for solange will never fade ❤️

the Knowles sisters are the best when it comes to their fans specifically black women/girls

[caliphorniaqueen]

[nkim-doodles]

More cat doodles I did!

[lematworks]

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Despite being the second biggest producer of CO2 gas emissions, the U.S. isn’t leading the way when it comes to climate change. These five countries  are taking a more aggressive stance against climate change. Read more

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[aaliyahroyle-deactivated2018122]

I either want the highest form of love or nothing at all. I enjoy my own company, so I don’t mind being alone.

[fatmanatee]

[yeahdisney]

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[agoodayyy]

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