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deleting this account forever haha

so long and thx for all the fish

What’s the most ridiculous false rumor that has been spread about you?

I joined my wife’s workplace about 12 months after she joined. When we worked together (same department, same roles), we’d keep mostly away from each other so not to crowd each other. When we’d take breaks, we’d be hanging out together. You know, normal stuff. Thing is, no one picked up on the fact that we were husband and wife. They knew she was married, and that I was married - but not to each other. Someone saw us holding hands on the walk back to our car after work, someone else saw us kiss when I dropped her in to work when I had the day off, and rumours started flying around that we were cheating on our significant others. People took it upon themselves to ‘intervene’ and approached me to tell me she was married and that I should be ashamed of myself. Someone else made a comment to her that she should be more discreet if she was going to continue on her relationship with me. Truth be told, we both found it pretty fucking funny. Didn’t get a chance to run with it, because we were so taken aback by it when it was brought up to us individually, that we just blurted out the truth on the spot.

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imagine ur otp

voidbat

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

seasonforwonder

acoustickub

WTF? I’m a whore, you idiot…

unpretty

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

dr-hollands-deactivated20190209

I’m sorry what

unpretty

you heard me

unpretty

elkian

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

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@genericrevenge

son-of-maglor

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

unpretty

kinda, yeah

renthebarbarian

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

gregorydickens

That logo looks familiar.

unpretty

WHAT

OH MY GOD

sylveonce

paintmeahero

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

unpretty

intergalacticsuperstar

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

chelebell

I mean, it’s cool that all these women have diverese backgrounds and what not, but does t anyone want to know why these PROFESSIONAL cheerleaders have to have full time jobs? Like these girls are out there, doing their best in a sport that is fairly dangerous. They have to train, create routines, and have a career. Typically, they have to maintain hair, nails, weight all at their own cost. I can’t speak for the colts cheerleaders, but the Buffalo Jills had a lawsuit a few years back because they were making less than minimum wage. Cheerleaders work hard. Pay them.

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#mood

croshie

my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

citruslucy

dreaming of breakfast 🛌💤🍳 (+ details)

scumfuckus

i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy

scumfuckus

it’s so much fucking funnier than i remember

catsuggest

once im escape this carrier it is over for you veterinerians

obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062

i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA'AL”

newtkins

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

newtkins

its the no notes ghoast

foxfamilyfeatures-blog

leafcrunch

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

toastoat

Oh thank god

ohthehypocrisy

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

sreegs-archive

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted (something that requires manual manipulation of the database), when the note counter tries to add notes to it, it gets nil to start with.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.