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tyongsies

just jonjae things …♡

myswitchy-deactivated20211208

seeing mutuals in my notes like yes...i'm entertaining the besties

astroyongie

Johnny as a toxic partner pls ❤️❤️

Johnny as a Toxic Partner

Note: Please take this lightly and remember this is only an exaggeration of his birth chart

As a toxic partner he would have some strange ideas

And he would want you to fit them all so you can be perfect to the eyes of the outside world

Would be upset If you go against it

I think is most toxic trait would be his mood swings

Because it makes him unpredictable and you have to adjust your behaviors based on it

Days where he is hyperactive where you have to match his frenetic live

This means going outside with him

Socializing

And if you don't feel like going he would get upset and not understand why you being like that

And when his mood goes on the other side he is impossible to live with

Will ignore you, talk aggressively, might get aggressive emotionally

Johnny will have a "me first" attitude, which means your emotions don't count as valid

he can be impulsive and hot headed

And rub you and people around in the wrong side

Won't help you with the house work

So expect to do all by yourself

He plays a lot with control so he can have you where he wants

Provocative

His lack of self reassurance makes him that way

astroyongie

Hiya~🍓

Girrrllll, this tweet had been going around in Twitter and lots of nctzens confirmed it…

Can you tell me about?? Like is it true AND WHO TF IS LICKING BUTTS(imeanitsnotabadthingyk…)!!!!!!???? 😭😭😂😂😂

There are rumors about nct having orgies (hence the 6some)….

They also said that jaehyun us having an affair with a rich old woman 🤔

GIRL ITS WILD IN NCITY RIGHT NOW 😂😂 I can’t help but laugh at the situation and my baby yuta is just resting and working on Japan 😭💕

ANWSER: NCT Can’t go a day without breathing, honestly. There’s some rumors that I cannot dress because 1- they are quite ridiculous and 2- I have no idea if it happened no. Rumors about smoking and stuff like that, are in my opinion not even that bad, I mean they are grown ups ! As for the Jaehyun one tho, that’s probably true since in my last reading I said that Jaehyun was having an affair with someone older and wealthier.

jsuh

johnny // 2022 sm artist season’s greetings

thatcrackheadfan

Blue jeans, white shirt, walked into the room. You know you made my eyes burn...

heateron

the man who fell to earth (1976) dir. nicolas roeg

morbidraven1321

That little eyebrow thing and smirk he does will be the death of me

thecoolradcoffin

hope this explains it

grimeclown

neocatharsis

210911 JOHNNY IG Update

“⚔️”

thatcrackheadfan

I will never get over him✨

kanashiba

yuyungi

i c o n i c 💫❤

thatcrackheadfan

THIS

joshuasmullet

if yuta so pretty, why not main visual…

thatcrackheadfan

I'll kill him if he cuts his beautiful hair again OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

dream-of-kpop

*Jeno drives around looking for a spot in a parking garage at the mall*

Renjun: *sees 2 girls walking* "Ooo stop, stop, stop, they're cute."

Jeno: *stops the car and rolls down the passenger side window* "Hey ladies, how are you?"

Girls: "We're good, and you guys?"

Jeno: "We're good..."

Jisung: *in the backseat* "Can we go to Nike's after this?"

Chenle: "WE THINK Y'ALL ARE CUTE!!"

Haechan: "Dude, your pickup game is so weak..."

*Renjun angrily shushes all of them in the backseat*

Girls: "Haha, thank you..."

Renjun: "Maybe we can go clubbing sometime?"

*the girls look at each other amused*

Girl 1: "Haha, we don't have any IDs."

Jeno: "Wait, how old are y'all?"

Girl 2: "We're 15."

*Jeno rolls up the window and pulls off*

Renjun: "...I uh, take back my statement."

Jeno: "Renjun, you made me this close to catching a case."

Renjun: "Look, I didn't know..."

Jaemin: *does a terrible, fake southern accent* "Officer, she told me she was 19."

Renjun: *lays his head on the window* "Shut up Jaemin."

*the rest of the ride is silent as Jeno steadily looks for a parking spot*

Jisung: "Are we still going to Nike's???"

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hyungwonthefraud

would this be considered a blurb? idk-

society please calm the fuck down

jaeminbunzz

ɴᴄᴛ 127 ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟɪɴɢ ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇꜱ

okay it took me a whole century but I finally finished it, I’m sorry I’ve been MIA this past few weeks :(( school is really killing me.

˗ˏˋ ᴛᴀᴇɪʟˎˊ˗

lowkey offended

you never really dress up when you go out with him

i mean of course, you do but compared to how much effort you were putting to go out with your girlfriends he felt like you dont

he was wary of your little satin dress, why were you wearing your little satin dress with the slit that goes really high up your thigh to that sketchy pizza place downtown you go all the time

so you explain for the ninth time that overdressing and gossiping at the sketchy pizza place with your friends is a thing you guys have since highschool

he was pouting

so you sit in his lap and pout too in an attempt of getting him to say anything

“why are you even going, stay with me?”

you convinced him to join you

he enjoyed the gossip

thatcrackheadfan

SLEEPING WITH SIRENS, LUKE HEMMINGS AND NCT IN THE SAME TEXT?!?!?! DAMN SIS YOU DRAGGED MY ASS BACK TO MY 14s BUT COMBINED IT WITH MY ACTUALITY. This is a ✨masterpiece✨ ppl.