Ruler Of Hell

Welcome to a mess of a blog. I am an awko taco and constantly confuzzled. So enjoy the awkwardness that is this.

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

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kepchup.

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SPINCH

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B A N C H

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chichen nuggest

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b R o G L e

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strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

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Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

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I’m kepchup lmao

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Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

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some additions from my own collection

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World Heritage Post

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[charlesoberonn]

“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 59

(check out the other parts here)

What do these four have in common?

[closetextrovert]

Enemies with a wolf

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Little Red Riding Hood is preyed on by the Big Bad Wolf

Puss from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is hunted by Death, taking the form of an anthropomorphic wolf

Zant from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is trying to stop Link, who in this game can take the form of a wolf

Professor Marmalade from The Bad Guys is enemies with Mr. Wolf, who is an anthropomorphic wolf (as his name implies)

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[the-colossal-nerd]

They have names with repetition?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Jeong Jeong from Avatar

Moto Moto from Madagascar

Señor Senior Sr. from Kim Possible

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[thepoweroffriendshipgivesumoney]

Destruction of the Moon

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Clara from Doctor Who destroyed the moon by letting a creature hatch out of it

Korosensei from Assassination Classroom blue a giant chunk out of the moon, making it a permanent crescent

Dr. Eggman from Sonic used his space station’s laser to blow up the moon

Piccolo from Dragon Ball used a chi attack to destroy the moon to stop Gohan’s Saiyan transformation

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[moonwatcher87]

Famous Tumblr Posts

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Do you like the color of the sky?

Are fedoras really that bad?

I like your shoelaces

spiders georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Last one:

What do these four have in common?

[summergirl2408]

they all have the initials PW ?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Pharrell Williams

Pendleton Ward

Patrick Warbutron

Paul Walker

That’s all, folks! (…or is it? can you tell what the hidden theme is?)

[2kawaii4u-bishes]

Oh my gosh it is moon moon

Wolf

Double name

Moon

Meme

First and last letter of your name

Goddammit moon moon!

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

More specifically P.W were the letters that formed “Moon Moon” in the original post

Now that’s all, folks!

Thank you so much to @pikachu-says-peekaboo​ for coming up with the brilliant theme and helping me out with the questions.

[thingsisaidweredumb]

i love how this website decided the ides of march is a week long thing this year

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

The idea of stabbing the absolute FUCK out of some rich powerful asshole who has been making life suck for the masses DOES have a certain extra appeal this time around, yes.

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Okay kids buckle up for the INSANE story I just heard from my little brother

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**As a disclaimer my brother is a cis straight dude who only dates the most basic white girls you can find. He's very emotionally aware but doesn't linger on his emotions, just processes them and moves on (this is wild to me)**

He calls me on my break just to say hi, that he’s driving back to Denver from visiting his girlfriend, to which I respond “didn’t you break up with your girlfriend (of like a month) last month” and to which he says “yeah I have a new girlfriend, we’ve been together four weeks but I went up to spend the weekend and meet her friends” and I’m like ok great this is already ridiculous

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So we’re chatting and I’m teasing him about how he doesn’t sleep with people on first dates and he says that he’s changed his policy, it’s just that he won’t have sex with them if he’d rather be doing something else, so I joke that I’ve had that where I’d rather be watching the show Chernobyl (true) and he says “yeah or watching a movie with my housemate” and I say hey bud that’s kind of gay and he says yeah I actually had a weird gay moment last night

And I go oh???? And he goes yeah, I was at the bar with the girlfriend and some of her friends and one of them was a guy and we were hitting it off, doing a little flirting as you do with your bros at the bar~

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And then my cis straight brother goes on to explain that sometimes when you’re out with the homies and you’re having a good time and the vibes are right you just give em a little kiss, like just a kiss on the mouth between bros, “no tongue or anything like that but just to express that you’re close and having a good time”

I’m like “My dude that’s not a thing” and he’s like “between confident straight men it is” and I’m like “NO IT’S NOT"

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So there we’ve got my brother having casual queerplatonic relationships with his homies at the bar, and he’s telling me this and I’m obviously speechless, so he goes on and he’s like “so because this guy and I were hitting it off I go in for a little kiss and he fucking swerves me” and I’m like yes my guy but because my brother is actually very good with respecting boundaries he was like “ok man great communication, won’t do it again"

BUT

Apparently my brother and the dude and my brother's GIRLFRIEND who has been there the WHOLE TIME go outside (I assume to have a cigarette but he didn’t tell me that part) and the guy turns to my brother and is like “man I should have kissed you when you offered it” and my brother is like “cool good shit man” like in the most bro way possible and then the guy grabs his face between his hands and just PLANTS a big one on his mouth

And THEN the guy panics and shoves him down on the ground!! And my brother has the normal reaction to being shoved on the ground unexpectedly which is to say “what the FUCK” and the girlfriend says “what the FUCK” and the guy goes “what the FUCK” and leaves

[lets-talk-about-sects]

And my brother ended the story there and was musing on it like "this guy obviously has some complexes to work through about his sexuality, no confident straight man kisses another confident straight man and then panics and runs away”

Which took me out at the KNEES lol

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And that, dear readers, is the batshit story my brother told me!

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OH MY GOD AND

AND

I told my coworker this and they were like I’m actually shipping him and his roommate and I was like HUH because I hadn't considered that and then later my brother sent me a photo of his housemate wearing sexy handcuffs

[lets-talk-about-sects]

nice

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[liberaljane]

💖🧡💙

Art by Liberal Jane

[homokommari]

america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here

[homokommari]

if i got rescued by a superhero id be like "theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off bezos if u really wanna help me". if a magical girl rescued me id be like "thank u girl, good luck on ur math test!"

[homokommari]

oh but if spiderman saved me i'd be like "thank u boy, good luck on ur math test!"

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spidermans an honorary magical girl

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This is so real ♡

[thegenderal]

Heres your semiregular reminder that opal is one of the worst possible gemstones for engagement rings and tumblr posts about how pretty opals are and how diamonds are bullshit and we should all wear opal rings are not actually well informed or your friends

[thegenderal]

@sirfoggybrain Of course!

So opals, as we all know, are gorgeous stones

I will at no point deny that, theyre stunning and look different from every angle and in every lighting, the plays of color are insane, and they can be used to make beautiful jewelry, including, unfortunately, engagement rings. Which then have the tedency to do what opals do best, which is break and chip

The problem with opals is their position on the mohs hardness scale: they are a 5.5 to a 6.5. This in on par with glass. You can break one of these with glass or a knife or any piece of metal. The woman on the left broke hers by accidentally knocking it against her desk. Engagement rings are meant to be worn every day, and they are worn on your hands, which are high contact body parts. Opals cannot properly hold up to everyday use, and will become damaged unless you are lucky. It is, in my opinion, best not to risk it- this is a special ring, your forever ring, an object that meant to be worn daily and symbolizes your love and is, if worst comes to worst, something to hawk if you are desperate for cash to continue to live. You do not want it to break. Moonstone- which is another one i see recommended a lot- is the same way. Engagement rings are special. I would not ever in good conscience be able to recommend something that fragile to be someones forever ring.

Diamonds are not recommended just because of the diamond industry (which is bad, i agree! Please make sure your diamond is ethical if you chose to get one, and my personal opinion is that lab made is better) but because they are the most durable stone out there. You cant break your diamond.

Theres nothing wrong with wanting a colorful, flashy engagement ring, but an opal is not the stone for you. You want a gemstone that is an 8+ on the hardness scale- so stones like emeralds (if youre careful with it!), rubies, sapphires (which come in all sorts of colors), moissanite (typically white, but with twice the fire and brilliance of a diamond), morganite, colored diamonds, and alexandrite are all good choices. Alexandrite even changes colors depending on lighting!

TL;DR: opals are too soft and fragile for an engagement ring. Get opal necklace instead, and pick a tougher stone for your engagement ring.

[sew-birb]

Topaz is also 8 on the Mohs scale, and Aquamarine is the same stone as Emerald but in a different colour. Both are also worth considering!

[stillnoteinstein]

We here on tumblr, we like rock

[campyvillain]

for you my friend the pronouns are on the house

[exitwound]

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

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hang on, I have to google something

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WKFHDKSJWKF

[madamemiz]

wow head EMPTY rn

gimme y'all's brain juice

[ryebreadgf]

hey, you guys? you… might want to see this *shows you the truth at the center of the universe and it is love*

[newrider]

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IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

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I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

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it’s june

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T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

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LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

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y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[rainbowsnowflake]

HALLOWEEN

[elodieunderglass]

TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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[ID: a gif of dancing skeletons in different colors. they are lined up in rainbow order. /END ID]

[frogwithadhd]

pooky time :]

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Spooky

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SPOOKY

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SPOOKY

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

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OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

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My masterpiece… is complete.

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op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

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@musicalsandtrees

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I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

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World Heritage Post