You'll be wary of the scary fairy

all pronouns (including neos) gender: yes

[zianbytes]

Time out ?

[docholligay]

Doc, what are the top five items food banks LOVE to receive? I'm doing a collection soon and want to ask for specifics.

MONEY. WE WANT MONEY. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY. WE CAN DO SO MUCH WITH IT. WE HAVE ACCESS TO DEALS YOU COULD NEVER. MONEY

That aside.

 I’m only going to talk about food items but if your food bank takes personal items, a lot of times diapers, feminine hygiene products, etc, are very very welcome. 

1) Canned chicken and beef 

looooooove this stuff. It’s expensive, it lasts forever, it tastes good and it can be used a variety of ways. This stuff is fucking catnip to food banks, it’s so hard for us to provide proteins. 

2) Fancy nut butters

Peanut butter is a standby for food banks as a shelf-stable inexpensive protein, but if we have a family with a kid with a peanut allergy that’s not going to work. Non-peanut butters are expensive and it’s something we hardly ever see donated. (we also like peanut butter, but that’s easier for us to buy ourselves than non-peanut butters)

3) Canned or packaged tuna

You may notice a trend here in shelf-stable proteins. And yeah. That’s basically it, so I’m not going to keep harping on it. But this stuff is a godsend. 

4) Easy breakfast things for kids (Granola bars, instant oatmeal, and the like) 

Whatever Donald Trump tells you, most people who get food from food banks are actually working their asses off and so they have to leave Obama to raise their baby or whatever, and they don’t have a lot of time in the morning. Things like this that kids can make for themselves are expensive. (Another trend you may be noticing–donate shit that costs a lot of money. That helps us more than all the shitty green bean cans in the world) But they are so helpful for busy working families where the parents may not have a set schedule and sometimes little Amanda is making her own breakfast before she runs off to school. Don’t let kids go to school hungry. 

5) Shelf-stable juice

This is one people never think of! But if you show up with a bunch of (preferably reduced sugar stuff) bottles of juice at my door, oh man, you are gonna get so many check mark and okay hand emoticons. This stuff is great for kids, and it doesn’t require refrigeration until it’s opened, so it works great for food drives. 

[kesonafyren]

But seriously, give money

And it’s way better food, too, anything you get prepackaged has A TON of sugar and/or salt in it…collecting cans may be more exciting than writing a check, but if the point is to help people, the check is going to get a lot more done

[pennie-dreadful]

Yoooooo heads up for those of you with kids, I know this time of year schools start holding canned food drives so keep this in mind if you’re able to give.

[kyraneko]

collecting cans may be more exciting than writing a check, but if the point is to help people, the check is going to get a lot more done .

hint: the point should be to help people.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Also, please consider setting this as a scheduled post for June/July. A lot of food insecure families with children rely on school lunch to make ends meet, and that’s obviously not an option during summer vacation. Lots of people give during November and December, but summer is a lean time for food banks. Which is a shame, cuz fresh produce is at a boom during that time of year, so not only would summer donations boost how many people the food banks can help, it would boost the quality of the help they provide.

[gnc-culture-is]

Image Description

Canned chicken, spread out on a plate. The can it came from is held up and off to the side.

Packets and jars of nut butters; specifically peanut butter, almond butter, and hazelnut butter.

Packets of Starkist tunafish.

Quaker instant oatmeal and chewy granola bars.

Eight bottles of V8 juice.

End Image description.

Gifset description

All gifs are from a scene in Adam Ruins Everything. The scene takes place in a grocery store, and the primary speaker is a woman in a green cardigan. She is speaking to two others; Adam and Emily. All gifs are captioned as following.

“Canned food drives don’t suck, but, they’re not the most efficient way to give.”

“The best way to help a food bank is to donate money because we buy food on a wholesale level, and we work with farmers, so we can take the dollar you might spend… and turn it into exponentially more food.”

A man with at least two crates of vegtables shows up and he says, “Hey, folks! I’ve got a delivery here for one dollar’s worth of food!” The woman in the cardigan says, “I mean, comically large amount of food!”

End gifset descripton.

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[fruitsfag]

17 years

[airinyourtires]

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[gothichorrorshow]

4 week countdown to episode 9 prompt list!

Day 10: Glitch!

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[gothichorrorshow]

4 week countdown to episode 9 prompt list!

Day 9: Blue!

Humans.

[yesornopolls]

could you beat trump in a physical fight ?

Could you beat Trump in a physical fight ?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

[vamplire]

wake up gay ass! ultimate goth pride month just dropped with the vampire lestat new episodes every sunday!

[femmebatman]

So many characters that should’ve been butch ….

[minhees55]

[gothichorrorshow]

4 week countdown to episode 9 prompt list!!

Day 8: Guinea Pig!

Do you think Scratch is the only one who's mind was messed with?

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 10

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Evan “Buck” Buckley (9-1-1)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Buck]

"He is has co-parenting a child with his best friend, Eddie, basically since they met, 8 years ago. So much so, that it is canon that Eddie would have lost custody of his kid if he didn't meet Buck. Along with that, Eddie trusted him so much with his child that he put it in his will that if he dies, Buck will be his son's legal guardian. On multiple occasions, when he is sad, someone brings him a child to cheer him up and it WORKS. He is canonically an incredible baker so he'd be a good house wife. He is a firefighter, so he knows how to prioritize the health and well-being of those who are more vulnerable, even when he is struggling in his personal life. He literally JUMPED INTO A TSUNAMI when he was OFF DUTY to save a child that wasn't his own. TALK ABOUT MOTHERLY INSTINCTS. He had bad parents and was raised by his older sister, something he has acknowledged as an adult, so he understands the difference between good parenting and bad parenting. He is in therapy, a choice he made on his own because he knew he wasn't okay and wanted to be more okay, so he is self-aware and very capable of self-reflection and growth. He is basically a dad already, but he would absolutely love being pregnant ^ see again, people bring him children when he's sad."

Buck propaganda from last season

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Gomez Addams is breedable as hell. Have you seen how he and his wife look at each other?! And in the second movie, when she was having the baby….

He was clearly envious! Let him have a baby, damnit!

[makima-s-most-smile]

The only reason Gomez wouldn't take on the mantle of being the one pregnant is that he may deny his wonderful wife torture.

But then again, I bet that Mortitia WOULD totally enjoy the 'torture' she's able to inflict on him to get him pregnant.

The only important thing is that both will have an open talk about it, containing Gomez's heartbrokeness at being unable to do be in both positions at the same time. They may think about being pregnant simultaneously to lessen his grief, but he'll decide against it in case he cannot fully dote on his wife during her pregnancy while being pregnant.

It ends with them musing about Great-Great-Uncle Schrödinger, who was impregnated and impregnating at the same time until someone perceived him. Gomez is incredibly jealous of him. Schrödinger is buried in the family cemetery after a curious incident involving nuclear fusion. He's either dead or just chilling. They'll know next Halloween when they'll dig him up. Like every year.

[quartzitecamellia]

i do sincerely want to see gomez adams in excruciating labor pain and i won't be mad if (((when))) he wins but also. im getting back into 9-1-1 recently and just watched bucks bi awaking hours ago and idk now i really wanna see him babytrap himself a third time yk. ily evan buckley im sorry you don't beat gomez adams in any universe </3

[anonymoosen]

Hope for the hopeless

[gothichorrorshow]

4 week countdown to episode 9 prompt list!

Day 7: Button!

[gothichorrorshow]

4 week countdown to episode 9 prompt list!

Day 6: Music!

Incase you can't tell. This one took the most time and effort and soul. It was supposed to be a quick sketch like the others but I got a little carried away. It's my favorite so far, but the countdown isn't over yet!

Prompt list by @pineapplerainbo!! :D

(bonus fun fact for reading down here: the text behind him actually reads "The One Who's Ruining The Show" cause I love y'all :3)

[violntfemme]

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

[whatamidoinghere56]

Honestly, not the worst thing to happen.

@critterscreaturescollective @moonstorm-wof @mackenziedaartist

[moonstorm-wof]

Well that’s not great. It could be a lot worse though.

@fefe-the-cat @carn3lian-claws @chaos-triangle @forestragon @lumitylover999 @localcelestialcreature62 @ajolteonnamedsparky +open tags

[cams-rambles]

welp

Could be worse

@marbled-pulse

[marbled-pulse]

YESSSS

@alastormooseboi @ilovebugs99 @kreechurthecrazykat + open tags ig :P

[kreechurthecrazykat]

I mean im certainly not complaining look at this man

@gremlinservant @moss-indie @enigmaelemental @eclipsezzz @spidergobo @deemondude @acetrashgremlin @dietcoke-cans @fuckingevil15yrold

[spidergobo]

Ruhroh raggy

Specifically Rocky Rickabys tail

I needed it for a reference lol

@chatimcookedfr @catnerd-13 @wolfbon3z @gnaorm @azyr1n @skullzenr @littlegayassbitch + anyone who wants

[chatimcookedfr]

IM SO COOKED 😭

tags: @shuichisdarkmistress @lifecouldbeworsecalvin @vox-is-me @spritebastian + anyone

[spritebastian]

IM FUCKING CRYING

@lapteevas @lifecouldbeworsecalvin @manicpixieswaggirl @emberloveslanadelrey @milsxio + open tags

[prosperoisadiva]

I CAN FIX HIM FS FS (I can't) THIS IS A WINNN

@bubblegum-dummy @emocabin10boy @book-of-mapss @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @weevilxp + open tags

[how-queersome]

Th whole crews fine by me (except maybe geto and gojo)

@autistic-aroace @onegaycrimelord @prosperoisadiva @fr0gley

[autistic-aroace]

Um

Could definitely be worse ig

@aroacebutgayer @aroaceleovaldez @emilynyaesmp +open tags

[aroacebutgayer]

No oh God no someone save me

@biroasedemon @ava-likes-fanart

[ava-likes-fanart]

Lmfaooo

Ok my turn, it's see

I-

@ihaveviolenturges @caspentheory @jesuswarriordaughter @falling-stars-dont-go-far @formerglory25

[ihaveviolenturges]

I had to scroll for decades thanks my the pictures of europe

Ah

Hes fine I'll take him this works

@hoarsehorse @snake-4331

I would tag Aiden but I have a feeling I know EXACTLY who the last character is. Curious about these two though.

[hoarsehorse]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO- HES THE MARCH HARE TOO HERE UGH

Imma leave this an open tag, I need a minute to process this shit 😔😔

[themodernmontecristo]

Oh! You got March Hare Bakugou! Oh no- I'm so sorry buddy-😭😭

I think I'll give this a shot! Surely whoever I get can't be that bad. I barely save photos of fictional characters.

OH NO! AHHHHH- IT'S THAT BAD!

What makes this worse is that I remember taking a silly 'Who's your MHA Boyfriend?' quiz on Qoutev or something when I was bored. I got Shigaraki! Ever since then this man won't leave me alone. He keeps appearing in my Tumblr Feed and everywhere I go and it happened again.

Whelp- Guess I have to marry Shigaraki now! :'D /j

Here's who I'm tagging: @silverishgoldpen, @aveybaveyx3, @othellovr, @acadia334455

-🌹themodernmontecristo

[othellovr]

Deep inhale

Ummm

-noooo-.. No that's ok

..Thank yew

I'm quite alright

@jellyfishsketches @mattpurplehoodie @ninjagirl0913 @tun3bugg @reid0esthings @nacho-calamity @max-is-not-well @snazzy-here @im-just-gwen @psych0t1c-bread @juliesnickname @shhhhhhhhh-dont-tell-anyone @udontknowme-ihavesecrets +anyone else 😋

[snazzy-here]

This fucker?

Nah im good,

why couldnt it be Owen Grady.....

@reid0esthings @romanzart @tun3bugg @turtlevariabilis @im-just-gwen @plusul-minin @sharklady123 @jellyfishsketches @korri-the-glowstick @xoc9000 @camakiss @cr1staloff1cial @cherrycryola @verymundanetoday @brain-rot-tmnt @bill2424 @ninjadragon742 @ne0n-ys @ninjagirl0913 @max-is-not-well

[ne0n-ys]

it’s the raggedy Ann

(It’s from a collab dub lol)

@othellovr @webdragaoarts @epicartnerd @reid0esthings @tun3bugg @shakes-rambles @donnie-lover-7777 @jellyfishsketches @korri-the-glowstick @lanes-the-art-lover @xoc9000 @bill2424 @brain-rot-tmnt @ninjagirl0913 @max-is-not-well @mattpurplehoodie @most-expensive-leosagi-fic

[jellyfishsketches]

whoops i just got online. thanks @othellovr @snazzy-here and @ne0n-ys

uhm no. she has donnie ↕️😌

@mattpurplehoodie @opalzennasaphhire @blackstar5078 @abbielauren2024 @quackers15 @whatamidoin8 @wafflekidgirlboy @epicartnerd @eclipsemm @reid0esthings @tun3bugg @unknown-entity-tm @pinkgrapez @doslimones @hi-im-pluton @juliesnickname @korri-the-glowstick @lapis--crow @xoc9000 @chachis3333 @verymundanetoday @brain-rot-tmnt @barnowlbookworm @bill2424 @max-is-not-well

[verymundanetoday]

two separate people tagged me on two separate chains of this lol, let's see who I'm marrying

hm... tottmnt raph...

I'm actually kinda fine with this!

open tags :D

[moss-matrix]

in a purely platonic way, sure, i guess-

(and the one before this was Grace T^T , was making pfps tho so-)

tagsss: @tornadosponge , @just-an-herb , @furbyfeddy , @sairemi-78 , @themoonhasrisen & open tags :3

[just-an-herb]

i am not complaining (i’m a simp)

@gothichorrorshow @narniasclosetvoltron

[gothichorrorshow]

Uhm. How exactly would I marry myself? <- Caine fictive

Open tags if you wanna join