I'll Throw Sharp Nachos at You

☆✼★━━━━━━━━━━━━★✼☆ My HLVRAI sideblog ☆✼★━━━━━━━━━━━━★✼☆ 🧡 Haru 🧡 Adult [Over 25, under 40] 💍 Married to B3nrey 💍 🧡 Pangender | Androgynous 🧡 🧡 They/Them 🧡 🧡 I reblog a lot of food and recipes 🧡 🧡 Profile art / avatar by my S.O.! 🧡

[thatcrazyshaman]

♥ About ♥

Haru | They/Them | Pangender/Androgynous | Demi-Pansexual ♥ Married to @B3nrey ♥ Welcome to my main blog!  I mostly reblog random posts here, with a heavy dose of cats, art, aesthetics and food! How I have as many followers as I do, I’ve no idea, honestly, but thank you for coming along for the ride!

♥ Specialized Blogs I Own ♥

♥ HLVRAI and Half-Life Blog  ♥ [Reblogs and art/shitposts!] ♥  HLVRAI and Half-Life Art Blog  ♥ [All art!]

 - DNI if - 

- You are LGBTphobic - that includes acephobic and panphobic! - You are pro-MAP in any way, shape or form; I don’t tolerate pedophilia - You are a TERF  - You think mentally ill people are all inherently dangerous or need to be babied - I’m tired of being treated like a second-class citizen because people do this kind of shit

This blog is meant to be a positive space for myself and anyone who follows me - if you ever need anything tagged, please let me know! I try to tag the more common triggers that I’m aware of, but I may sometimes forget, or tag them in an inconsistent manner - I will never hesitate to fix tags if needed!

[teladen-cryptid]

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The Colpolillic System

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Colpolillic (cull - poh - lee - yik) - an umbrella term for any gender connected to moths of a specific colour. From the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Rospolillic (roz - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to pink moths. From the Latin roseus (pink) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Rubpolillic (roob - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to red moths. From the Latin rubrum (red) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Auraunpolillic (or - on - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to orange moths. From the Latin aurantiaco (orange) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Flapolillic (flah - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to yellow moths. From the Latin flavum (yellow) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Viripolillic (vee - ree - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to green moths. From the Latin viridis (green) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Caepolillic (kay - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to blue moths. From the Latin caeruleum (blue) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Purpolillic (purr - poh - lee - yik) - a gender connected to purple moths, from the Latin purpura (purple) and the Spanish polilla (moth).

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Click here for brown, white, and black moth genders!

[obscurian]

[PT: The Colpolillic System /end PT]

[eyfay]

I could literally fill oceans with the love I have for you.

[sreegs]

remembering when the something awful forums made a word filter that changed the word "females" so it was surrounded by Ferengi emoji (we called em 'smilies' not emoji back in the day) so it looked like this:

because someone was sick of incels using the word to refer to women

[escuerzoresucitado]

[0v9]

Heartwarming! The world's ugliest fucking fish ever has been fed a snack

[hormse]

that fish is HIS FRIEND!!

Japanese Diver Has Been Friends With a Massive Fish for 30 YEARS

A Japanese diver has been friends with a fish for 30 years, proving that no sea is too deep to find a companion for life. After being entrus

excerpt:

After being entrusted to look after an underwater Shinto shrine, Hiroyuki Arakawa, 79, got to know the marine creatures that lived in the area. He started diving when he was 18.

Among the shrine’s residents is a female Asian sheepshead wrasse named Yoriko whom he became friends with about 30 years ago.

Whenever Arakawa dives to visit the shrine, all he needs to do is knock on metal, and Yoriko will be swimming toward him, Atlas Obscura said.

...At one point, when Yoriko was exhausted from struggling to find food, he fed her five crabs every day for 10 days. He also helped her on another occasion when she was badly injured.

For the priceless bond they’ve made, Arakawa couldn’t be more fulfilled.

“I have an amazing sense of accomplishment in my heart,” he said.

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

[kurenaiwataru]

Here’s the template. Go forth and recreate the dancing anime chibi gif. Revive the old ways.

[enbyhyena]

This fucking thing all over deviantART in the 00s-10s LMAO

[onemillionfurries]

The bases on this post are all JPEGs for some reason. That makes them hard to use properly. I will link to the originals and provide some additional ones, along with a tutorial on how to actually make them into a GIF.

I couldn't find the caramelldansen base in this post, but here is a version that should work just as well.

Here is the original lick icon base.

To save these and have them be usable, you have to click the "free download" button underneath the image.

Some other good bases:

Dance Icon

Caipirinha

Run Run Run

You can find many other bases like these through DeviantArt.

How to make them into a GIF:

Step 1. Edit the base however you like (I used MSPaint)

Step 2: Crop and save each frame individually as PNGs (Note for the lick base: It's best to crop them to include the black boarder. This makes the GIF 50x50, which is the standard DeviantArt icon size and can easily scale larger if need be.)

Step 3: Go to ezgif.com/maker and upload all your frames

Step 4: Set "delay time" to 10, then click "Make a GIF!"

Step 5: Right-click the result and save it. Congrats! You used a GIF base!

[magz]

ID: 1. A collection of early 2000s animation meme gifs and their still images. 2. screenshots of instructions to edit animation meme templates in ms paint and ezgif.com to result in a licking gif. End ID.

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

[kedreeva]

It’s unknown what happened to the mother. But all four kittens are “doing great so far,” Fugate said, and are in the care of a foster home, where the youngest ones are being bottle-fed every few hours. Binx is still with them. “They all went to a foster home together,” she said, “because how could we split them up?”

[werewolfweedart]

try the world famous cheasels!

[your-pal-crow]

Made by me

[possums-posts]

what are the odds?

[obsidiancreates]

Kgdjtdgtjdgj

Rainbow Jester, FUCK YEAHHHHHHH

[wellbutrinboy]

ten stupid things i’ve done out of a compulsive need to be liked (cringe compilation)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the most fucked up thing about married straight couples in paranormal reality shows is that the husband is almost always the skeptic and the wife will be like terrified to exist in her own home and she’ll beg her husband to believe her and she’ll be crying every night and he’ll straight up look at the camera and be like “I don’t know I guess I just thought she was imagining things.”

like this is beyond belief in ghosts what it comes down to is one member of these couples was so distressed they were in tears nightly or at least weekly, BEGGING their partner to listen to them, and their partner was like “whatever this’ll blow over.”

how does your relationship survive that?? how are these people still together?? if my wife came into the room crying and told me she’d seen bill watterson, author of acclaimed comic calvin and hobbes, manifest in our kitchen and tell her he didn’t like our wallpaper, I’d like. obviously have some questions. but I’d fucking address her distress and take steps to make her feel better lmao???

these husbands are all garbage and they feel justified bc they weren’t the “crazy one” who believed in ghosts.

they were the good, logical,  “sane” spouse who did rational and good things like, completely and purposefully ignore their partners’ growing and life-altering distress for months.

[crescellerose-deactivated202202]

reblog if you want bill watterson, author of acclaimed comic calvin and hobbes, to manifest in your kitchen and roast your terrible choices in wallpaper

[the-real-seebs]

this post caused [reads smudged writing on hand] bill watterson? to physically manifest in my house

[therobotmonster]

As a skeptic, I find these kinds of scenarios just as irritating, because in my book, and those of the skeptics I associate with, the idea is that one doesn’t doubt there was an experience, its what that experience is that’s in question. “I don’t doubt you saw something, but saying what it is will require investigation” and all that.

If anything, the skeptic is the one who should be pushing for them to go to a hotel for the night, because carbon monoxide poisoning produces the effects of a haunting. 

So if your spouse, who is spending more time at home than you are, is reporting scary inexplicable shit, then the first place a skeptic’s mind is going to go is something in the environment causing it. Probably carbon monoxide, but there’s all kinds of gases and molds that can cause hallucinations, not to mention infrasound if the acoustics are just right. Regardless, anything that can cause you to see Bill Watterson materialize in your kitchen is probably dangerous, and the solution to that problem, be it a legitimate ghost or an infestation of ergot in the wallpaper, is to leave the dangerous area until the problem is identified and dealt with.

None of the creepy stuff from hauntings is really stuff you’d want to ignore even with its mundane causes. Even if it does come down to a 100% ‘in your head’ kind of thing, that means the house is causing a sharply negative psychological reaction and you shouldn’t stay there. 

I’d totally dig the reverse film, though. Believer spouse is too stubborn to be chased out by the ghost, while the skeptic spouse is pulling their hair out because they’ve bought this money pit that just develops one problem after the other.

[sockablock]

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

[itsmyturnonthegender]

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

[epersonae]

the experience of “oh that’s YOUR thesis?!” or “hey wait that’s YOU eating mayonnaise out of the jar??????” when you connect the dots after following in both places

[xadnem]

I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."

[asingularcanadian]

bitch on fries? that lil white thang?

[xadnem]

The very same.

[ionchy]

[figofswords]

yeah turtlenecks are sexy too bad they’re also one of the worst sensory experiences fashion has ever developed

[figofswords]

me wearing a turtleneck and fighting back nausea at the sensation: haha aren’t i hot *gags* anyone want to admit they have a crush on me

[figofswords]

same thing with chokers. look how attractive and cool and punk i look now if you’ll excuse me i need to go take this off right now or i am going to throw up

[dreadlifts-deactivated20211119]

[shadyhouse]

welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday

[hellish-undeath]

i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

[hellish-undeath]

she's been trying to guess my gender for 3+ hours so now we're talking about eels 💚

[hellish-undeath]

someone doesn't seem very excited to find out why i'm trans :/

[pangur-and-grim]

when I let Pangur sleep on my arm, she leaves a puddle of drool, and when I let Belphie, he leaves smudges of grease. Grim doesn’t sleep on my arm because she’d rather lie on my chest and kill me

[pangur-and-grim]

it's essentially this