Can I Pet That Dog??

but you can call me Dead

[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[thesylverlining]

It's fine they just went a little nuts with the character creation face sliders

[mousegirlheart]

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

the claire witch project

[candyredterezii]

[corpsecowboy]

i get to see sturgeon every weekend so i made this:)

[lamignonette]

[marissasketch]

A frog friend to confide in 🐸🧡

[thes-hitoverlord]

a frog

[akashicrecord]

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

[siniakova]

shoutout to miss universe norway 2025 whose national costume was a whole ass salmon. legend behavior no notes.

[depsidase]

[mcsiggy]

This is the whole game after a certain amount of runs.

What I'm referencing:

[slimereveler]

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

[sunshine-tattoo]

aroace knight just trying to save her kingdom while horny ladies throw themselves at her feet

[lady-angst]

In the name of Hades, I accept these shirts as Zagreus and Melinoë’s official matching sibling shirts!

[pixlerelish]

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

[sacred-portal]

[a3poify]

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Thank you for the intrusive thought to carry into my Excel training this afternoon.

[thememedaddy]

[berylian]

[st-just]

Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.

[booksandchainmail]

#you want to know a sentence that rewrote my brain:#most people have never been 20#more than half of humans ever born never made it to 20#which. is so crushingly sad to me i can't think about it for too long and also weirdly tempering when i'm angry at the state of the world#most people have never been 20! is it any wonder we're bad at being people sometimes! it's so new. we're young to it#anyway#i'm so stupidly grateful to live in the present and for modern medical technology (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)