⇒ shadows will scream that i'm alone

luke. he/him. i love my boyfriend.

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[thebibliosphere]

His Inescapable Penis Vice Gripped Her From Inside.

I found some of my old editing work on a flash drive, and there was one novel which grabbed my attention and I immediately started screeching like a pterodactyl . Thankfully It never actually made it to publication because it was so bad, and the editor above me got fired for letting it get past the vetting process.

Mostly I’m just reading through it and cringing, but then I came across some of my own commentary at the side.

It starts out pretty tame. And yes, some people DO forget the names of their MC’s half way through a book. (Or the second chapter in this case, switching back and forth between Karen and Kate so much I eventually gave up.)

Then starts to become a little bit eeeeeh, and I have to make several of these changes and suggestions, mostly prompting for the language to be removed and rewritten entirely as it was VILE.

Then about chapter five I have lost my mind and well…:

[hollowedskin]

this shouldn’t make me wish i was an editor but i wish i was an editor.

[tenoko1]

I just spat perfectly good coffee out.

[mephrum]

I debated whether I should actually reblog this, because fucking Christ this ia horrible.

[thebibliosphere]

Okay who the fuck brought this back.

[vo-kopen]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’M SO FRIGHTENED RIGHT NOW

[drfitzmonster]

what the fuck did i even just read?

[vaguelyethereal]

FUCKING HELL

[jammespotter]

so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

[thatisnofish2]

hey y’all, due to tumblr’s stupid new update, i’m making a new blog. it will have this url and this will become my backup!! pls reblog if we’re mutuals so i can follow you again !!!!!!

[grantairefanclub-remade]

someone: You HAVE to style short hair.

me, with my hair sticking up in all directions like some kind of square enix protag: Interesting,

[basketcasemp3]

does anyone else feel like….idk how to explain it….like completely disconnected from life around them? constantly going “these are my friends” and “this is my home” and “this is my life” and “this is my body” to remind yourself that you’re not just some timeless floating essence and even those mantras are completely useless and you almost never come down from it and you’re feeling like….everything is real but also completely fake at the same time

[cypresstheworld]

can the amazons kill me please

[destinyrush]

Do straight people think homosexuality is an airborne disease? I can’t 

[homoidiotic]

new lgbt designs on my redbubble

money goes towards my top surgery

[theblacklodge]

the parks and rec writers should get together one last time to write a script for a 23 minute youtube review of the force awakens by ben wyatt

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

I love all of this.

[abrasivesynth-deactivated202404]

boys: cracking open a cold one with the boys girls: cracking a cold one with the girls nonbinary folk: cracking open a cold one with the pals

[wadnerlust]

[glennjaminhow]

The return of Calzone Boy.

[leighstonmurray-deactivated2024]

some uncultured human: *shocked about diana being bisexual*

me: she is from a island full of women, helen. what did you think she do in her spare time? dance around with manatees? 

[weavemama]

HER NAME IS DANICA ROEM AND I REALLY WANT THIS TO FUCKING HAPPEN

[systlin]

PLEASE

[ben-ur99]

DANICA ROEM SERVIN UP A SLICE OF KARMA FOR THAT ASS GO BABY

[draqua]

[avengersonna]

Me