A Tan from Standing in the English Rain

I don’t know what I’m doing

[adobephotoslop]

[thickness-protection-program]

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

[buttplugfoetus]

[tiktaalic]

Did you know? On average, Tesla owners are involved in collisions 18% more frequently than any other car. Research has shown this is because when I see that stupid fucking logo i floor it.

[temeraire]

i wish that you could press how much you love your pet into their little head when you kiss their noggin. im going to cry

[lost-lunch-trey]

A small price to pay for mass trout assault

[sunshinesquash]

[authorofemotion]

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse

[thickness-protection-program]

[midiport]

[ladyshinga]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

did you know smores poptarts have all the nutrients needed to sustain the human body *stands up and Immediately

[papayajuan2019]

people who dont double text are in such mental prisons. i will text seven times if it requires it

[babyboomerbullshit]

admin: this one is good actually

[yorhaw]

[eclogues]

men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

[algernonmoncrieff]

I can’t stop thinking about how men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

[anxietyproblem]