ehh?

exactly as it sounds I am a lesbian practicing witchcraft and a fish enthusiast. whoo.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i really do identify with tumbleweeds tho

in hostile environments, curls up into a ball and nopes the fuck out of there

invasive species

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

3. prickly, will make you bleed :)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

4. fire hazard

[thatonelesbianwitch]

Gaud I thought you only set the one accidental fire??

[todaysbird]

this albino northern cardinal was spotted in mount airy, maryland. leucism (partial reduction of pigmentation) is fairly common in cardinals, but albinism is much less common. (this bird can be distinguished from a leucistic bird by its red eyes.)

[thatonelesbianwitch]

Shrimp birb

[thatonelesbianwitch]

As a lesbian watching a reverse harem as an adult when the last time i watched one as a preteen is weird. Are the straights okay?

Like seriously what the fuck is going on?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

found in my draft folder without context: "please understand mathematicians are sluts"

[thatonelesbianwitch]

I mean it explains the American measurement system

[saltycatfish]

I feel like it would be a cryptid.

[thatonelesbianwitch]

Isnt that basically mothman tho?

[i-am-a-fish]

hey guys check out how fast i can jiggle!!!!

[mistermustachio]

Fish! Slow down!

[i-am-a-fish]

oh dear

[mistermustachio]

FISH, YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST!

[i-am-a-fish]

ohhhhhhhh golly gee

[thatonelesbianwitch]

BE CAREFUL FISH YOURE REACHING MACH SPEED

[i-am-a-fish]

if you have a dog you are LEGALLY obligated to pet them right this instant. you have 15 seconds

[thatonelesbianwitch]

But I cant rn

[i-am-a-fish]

lesbians deserve fifty dollar

[joshhere911]

Thought u said titty but that works too

[i-am-a-fish]

lesbians deserve titty dollar

[thatonelesbianwitch]

Either works

[i-am-a-fish]

you look cute today!!!!! you look gorgeous in fact!!!!!!!!

[whats-my-newest-obsession]

I'm in pajamas with shower hair

[i-am-a-fish]

.....and you're totally rocking it?

[thatonelesbianwitch]

I'm not even gonna lie the first time I saw this post I misread it as "I'm in the shower with pajamas." And I was very confused

[speak-friend-andenter]

​YO HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY WON IT!!! REBLOG FOR GOOD FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[end0skeletal]

Ocean Photography by Japan’s Ryo Minemizu

[thatonelesbianwitch]

Gorgeous beans!

[kaijublueeyes]

some good omens dramatis personae and their (somehow) accurate penguin books

crowley:

aziraphale:

gabriel:

anathema:

newt:

hastur:

adam & eve:

the international express man:

[cortana0417]

Tumblr now has access to this transparent chloe edit i made… knock yourselves out.

[ra9-nine]

I COULDNT RESIST

[mr-and-mrs-prototype]

[detroit-beyond-humanity]

My soft boiis

[mr-and-mrs-prototype]

Oh cmon i just had too

[cortana0417]

You can never have too many connors ahahahahhaha

[detroit-beyond-humanity]

Let my girls in on this

[ra9-nine]

AP700 MATTHEW DESERVES MORE LOVE

[dbh-comics]

Ooooh let me join this train

[cortana0417]

SAME CHLOE SAME

[detroit-beyond-humanity]

[mr-and-mrs-prototype]

But for real tho (inserts otp)

[cortana0417]

Thats actually really cute!

[dbh-theories]

Puppy dog eyes

[ra9-nine]

Gavin reed deserves more loveeeeeee

[detroit-beyond-humanity]

Dont waste this opportunity yall

[dbh-comics]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH

[mr-and-mrs-prototype]

[dbh-theories]

Chloe is all us

[detroit-beyond-humanity]

Just look at this bitch ahahahhahahah

[cortana0417]

“You had your chance Elijah, now talk to the hand"

[dbh-comics]

Chloe “sick and tired of Elijah’s bullshit” RT600

[cortana0417]

I’M WHEEZING

[fizzabel]

don’t mind me lads

[nightybreeze]

I CAN’T BREATHE!!! XDDDD

Glad to see this post again :“>>

[l0v3r-b01]

O shit its back

[ilovetheecoloured-deactivated20]

I FOUND IT I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

[thatonelesbianwitch]

@choasblast03

[chicken-fluff-butts]

[lildump-deactivated20180705]

chiggins in the sun

[bloomflowersbloom]

This is what life is about

[nevver]

Flower arranging, Raku Inoue

[montereybayaquarium]

Realizing that squid have an ink sac and an internal shell called a pen so we’re living just a few short evolutionary steps away from calamarigraphy and honestly there goes the rest of today

[montereybayaquarium]

Voilà! Squid pen! The gif above shows the removal of the translucent pen, or internal shell, of a California market squid from our food room. California market squid (Doryteuthis opalescens) is a sustainable seafood that we feed to our sea otters, leopard sharks and other Aquarium residents. You may know it better as calamari!

[montereybayaquarium]

In the land of silly-jokes-turned-learning-opportunities, we would be remiss if we didn’t mention that the word “calamari” comes from Greek and Latin terms for “ink pot” and “pen case” because of these specific bits of squid anatomy!

[the-real-tonystark]

Fun prank idea, Manscape the unders into a handlebar mustache and see what Dr dad's reaction is

OH MY GOD YES.

[choasblast03]

Owning this one XD IT'S @thatonelesbianwitch's fault!!! I swear!

[thatonelesbianwitch]

HOW IS IT MY FAULT YOURE THE ONE THAT CAME UP WITH IT @choasblast03

[choasblast03]

BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LET ME SO I HAD TO GET IT OUT BY TELLING iron dad @the-real-tonystark

[thatonelesbianwitch]

THATS ON YOU THEN.

[choasblast03]

LET PHILLIP EPPER HAVE A CROTCH STACHE!!

[thatonelesbianwitch]

NO I REFUSE HES A HO BUT NOT THAT MUCH OF A HO

[choasblast03]

But Soy Sauce~~~~~~~~~~~

CROTCH STACHE

CROTCH STACHE

CROTCH STACHE

[thatonelesbianwitch]

ITS A GROSS THOUGHT AND I SAY HELL NO.