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crimegoku

Capulets vs Montagues

magicalgirlmindcrank

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

batbetbitbotbut

For most apps, when you get a message notification tapping on it opens the message in the app, or lets you reply within the notification, or at worst just dismisses it.

For tumblr, it blocks the sender immediately. I've accidentally blocked 3 people this way in the past 24hrs.

Tumblr, why.

joyflameball

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

mysticusfreeze

Awesome t shirt Adam is wearing in mythbusters

bigphart69

xefyre

oh fuck yum

wolg-fang

Every post in 2014 was like this

devilishdescent

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

calware

i really love this genre of image

lunarthesugarglider

villaqueen

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

i-am-a-lonely-nerd

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

Genius

This is GENIUS!

Crows have good memory and communicate too so once word got out that the fruit wasnt the wave they all left it alone, thats cool af

matronofthevoid

i finish tending my garden.

rocks: painted. raspberry plants: growing. birds: bamboozled.

i am a successful gardener.

friend-crow

hey 😟

orcboxer

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

orcboxer

experiencing microaggressions apparently

charlesoberonn

Sci-fi: Credits?

Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?

Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?

Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?

Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.

Sci-fi: . . . Crystals?

Fantasy: Crystals!

Sci-fi: Crystals!

Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫

queer-as-city-folk

It's annoying when you lack a good third example of something that really frustrates you because 2 examples is really not good enough to make a point

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 635161157392!

#pokemon go #pokemon #team valor

lil-peebo

I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.