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So I came to a resolution. I will just log out cause really i am not ready for this, Nor shall I hindrance what I wish to call a good freind. Goodbye, I don't really have anything Nobel to say. I just hope that they remain happy as well as healthy. They have my contact information.

I don't want to be alone. Everything hurts. I can't stand this pain it hurts so much. I don't know what do I think I ran my best freind off. Is this how I have to suffer for it?? I want to get rid of this pain.

byestrology

The Signs’ hidden depths:

Aries: They have a need to feel protected and cared for. Taurus: They tend to take criticism very personally. Gemini: They often mask their true emotions with humour - and are good at it. Cancer: They’re typically very calm - not emotional wrecks. Leo: Despite the “I don’t give a damn” vibe they give off, they care the most. Virgo: Under the calm collected organizer facade, they’re fragile and very emotional. Libra: They are always, always, always one step ahead of the game. Scorpio: They are very kind and have a brilliant sense of humour. Sagittarius: They are extremely giving and are happiest when surrounded by those who truly care for them. Capricorn: They are very afraid of disappointing people. Aquarius: They have extremely spontaneous minds and will never run out of ways of expressing themselves despite the “distant” vibe they sometimes give off. Pisces: They will not tolerate any of your bullshit. (also look at ur moon sign)

The Signs as Burglars

Aries: straight up punches through a bedroom window but then panics when an alarm goes off

Taurus: steals too much stuff and ends up getting caught trying to push the TV out of the front door

Gemini: successfully breaks in without getting caught but then spends too long snooping and forgets to actually steal anything

Cancer: stands outside the house debating on whether or not they'll go to hell for this

Leo: tiptoes around the house and sings the mission impossible song while stealing all the jewelry

Virgo: plays dress up in the closet but ends up having to hide in there for 4+ hours because the owners woke up and keep moving around

Libra: is the only one to actually steal anything quietly and successfully but then returns it all with a "sorry" letter a week later

Scorpio: doesn't steal anything but moves everything in the house around to fuck with the owners

Sagittarius: goes in to steal only the "bare necessities," leaves with half the house

Capricorn: spent two and a half hours picking out the perfect cat burglar outfit then took selfies and went to bed

Aquarius: bragged online about how they made the perfect break in but forgets to put it on anon and gets arrested

Pisces: tries to sneak in through the window but ends up knocking over everything in a ten mile radius and cries when the owner wakes up

shitthesignssay

Zodiac Cheat Sheet (Part 2)

ARIES:

Ruling planet: Mars

Ruling Olympian: Athena

Ruling House: 1st house, House of Self (Latin: “Vita” meaning “life”)

Element & Group: Cardinal Fire sign

Symbol: The Ram

Ruling body part (medical zodiac): Head, Face, Eyes

Motto: I Am

TAURUS:

Ruling planet: Venus

Ruling Olympian: Aphrodite

Ruling House: 2nd house, House of Value (Latin: “Lucrum” meaning “Wealth”)

Element & Group: Fixed Earth sign

Symbol: The Bull

Ruling body part (medical zodiac): Neck, throat, vocal tract

Motto: I have

GEMINI:

Ruling planet: Mercury

Ruling Olympian: Apollo

Ruling House: 3rd house, House of Communication (Latin: “Fratres” meaning “Brothers”)

Element & Group: Mutable Air sign

Symbol: The Twins

Ruling body parts (medical zodiac): Hands, Arms, Nervous System

Motto: I Think

CANCER:

Ruling “planet”: The moon

Ruling Olympian: Hermes

Ruling House: 4th house, House of Home and Family (Latin: “Genitor” meaning “parents”)

Element & Group: Cardinal Water sign

Symbol: The Crab

Ruling body parts (Medical zodiac): Breasts, Chest, Stomach

Motto: I Feel

LEO:

Ruling “planet”: The sun

Ruling Olympian: Zeus

Ruling House: 5th house, House of Pleasure/Leisure (Latin: “Nati” meaning “children”)

Element & Group: Fixed Fire sign

Symbol: The Lion

Ruling body parts (Medical Zodiac): Heart, Spine, Spinal column

Motto: I will

VIRGO:

Ruling planet: Mercury

Ruling Olympian: Demeter

Ruling House: 6th house, House of Health (Latin: “Valetudo” meaning health"

Element & Group: Mutable Earth sign

Symbol: The Virgin

Ruling body parts (Medical Zodiac): Digestive system, spleen

Motto: I analyze

LIBRA:

Ruling planet: Venus

Ruling Olympian: Hephaestus (Even though Libras are considered the “attractive sign”)

Ruling House: 7th house, House of Partnership (Latin: “Uxor” meaning “spouse”)

Element & Group: Cardinal Air sign

Symbol: The Scales

Ruling body parts (Medical Zodiac): Kidneys, skin, buttocks

Motto: I balance

SCORPIO:

Ruling planets: Pluto and Mars

Ruling Olympian: Ares

Ruling House: 8th house, House of Death and Sex (Latin: “Mors” meaning “Death”)

Element & Group: Fixed Water sign

Symbol: The Scorpion

Ruling body parts (Medical zodiac): Sexual organs, reproductive system, bowel

Motto: I want

SAGITTARIUS:

Ruling planet: Jupiter

Ruling Olympian: Artemis

Ruling House: 9th house, House of Philosophy (Latin: “Iter” meaning “journey”)

Element & Group: Mutable Fire sign

Symbol: The Centaur / The Archer

Ruling body parts (Medical Zodiac): Thighs, Hips, Muscles

Motto: I see

CAPRICORN:

Ruling planet: Saturn

Ruling Olympian: Hestia

Ruling House: 10th house, House of Social Status (Latin: “Regnum” meaning “kingdom”)

Element & Group: Cardinal Earth sign

Symbol: The Sea-Goat

Ruling body parts (Medical zodiac): Skeletal system, knees, joints

Motto: I use

AQUARIUS:

Ruling planet: Uranus and Saturn

Ruling Olympian: Hera

Ruling House: 11th House, House of Friendship (Latin: “Benefacta” meaning “Friendships”)

Element & Group: Fixed Air sign

Symbol: The Water Bearer (And not that good at it since he’s actually pouring it out!)

Ruling Body parts (Medical zodiac): legs, veins, heels

Motto: I know

PISCES:

Ruling planet: Neptune and Jupiter

Ruling Olympian: Poseidon

Ruling House: 12th house, House of Self-Undoing (Latin: “Carcer” meaning “Prison”)

Element & Group: Mutable Water sign

Symbol: The two fishes

Ruling body parts (Medical zodiac): immune system, feet, toes

Motto: I believe

this week's horoscopes with too much advice, probably, since Mercury is retrograde...

From May 19th to May 23rd Horoscope written by Crystal Melbourne (zodiac--signs), based on the Movement of the Moon.

Aries: You will be tempted to try something new on the 19th and 20th, and this will inspire you far more than your personal chores. You will have a great opportunity to expand your skills if you look for a position that allows you to explore the world. On the 21st and 22nd, you may feel guilty because of what someone says to you, so keep your intentions stellar, your eyes set on the prize and you'll be just fine. On May 23rd, social activities will be extremely insightful concerning someone you deem special.. Just have fun!

Taurus: Someone will need your help on the 19th and 20th and you should do your best to deliver whatever is necessary, but keep moving: put time aside to help people yet don't forget about your personal struggles. Don't look back. On the 21st and 22nd you may feel a sudden urge to dwell on the past, but instead, do something out of the ordinary and you'll find someone who motivates you a lot more, outside your routine. On the 23rd, a problem at home will arise if you overreact, overspend or do anything excessive, in any way. Moderation will be your bestfriend!

Gemini: On the 19th and 20th, you'll feel confused and if uncertainty takes over, try your hardest to be honest with yourself about what you can actually do. Empty goals will frustrate you in the future. On the 21st and 22nd, you'll get ahead as long as you present your skills in a diverse manner. People from your past will surface and come back to haunt you on the 23rd, so find your hidden strength and refuse to dwell on the past. Break free.

Cancer: On the 19th and 20th, don't back down or give in. Trust your gut and move forward, stay focused. Don't be fooled by something that sounds too good on the 21st and 22nd. This week's temptations are indeed dangerous and an impulsive reaction will be the worst you need right now. On the 23rd, avoid making a fuss.. you will feel confused but it shall pass. Don't make any important decision. Don't overreact.

Leo: The 19th and 20th are very favorable to make professional changes, but keep your emotions in check. On the 21st and 22nd, if you keep your motives pure and be positive, you'll find it easy to find a solution to whatever is requested of you. You'll be asked to solve a problem. Time is money on the 23rd, get moving!

Virgo: Loss is apparent if you're not paying enough attention on the 19th and 20th. Don't trust people so easily these days, control will be needed to secure your well-being. Be careful. Your judgement of others will be uncanny on the 21st and 22nd. On the other hand, on the 23rd, relationships are more than encouraged! Use your intuition and socialize as much as possible.

Libra: A change will do you a world of good. Travel plans or exchange of ideas will give you plenty interesting goals on the 19th and 20th. On the 21st and 22nd, avoid anyone who causes you any kind of emotional grief. Watch your back and do not, no matter what, give your secrets away. It's important that you keep a smile on your face on the 23rd.

Scorpio: Expect to experience deception regarding investments, other people's money or legal issues on the 19th and 20th. On the 21st and 22nd, too much of anything will lead to a great loss, so be careful and take care of your responsibilities. Don't underestimate the power of something outside your control.. Look for a job, catch up on correspondence and minimize your spending on the 23rd.

Sagittarius: On the 19th and 20th you will notice that someone doesn't like the way you're doing something, but don't be upset, arguments are likely to be destructive these days. Make a financial move on the 21st and 22nd and you won't be disappointed! Long-term decisions are also favorable these couple days. On the 23rd, be more committed, let your feelings be known and lay your plans on the table.

Capricorn: Changes of feelings are likely to occur on the 19th and 20th, so think twice before making an impulsive decision. Avoid trying to change others. On the 21st and 22nd, you'll be prone to anxiety if you set your goals too high. Be softer. An unusual offer will entice you. The 23rd is a great day to nurture an important relationship you have.

Aquarius: Open up about what you want on the 19th and 20th, and you will tempt someone who has an interest in you. Get rid of something you no longer need, and it will bring you much joy in the future. The 21st and 22nd are great for personal changes and growth, especially personally and professionally. However, financial gains may be fragile. On the 23rd, a change at home will be needed.

Pisces: On the 19th and 20th it's absolutely necessary that you have a backup plan. Consider the path most likely to lead you to success very carefully and don't share your thoughts until everything is in its place and ready to go. The 21st and 22nd are great for creative projects, but working quietly on your own will bring the best results. Spend some time making your surroundings more comfortable on the 23rd, and it'll help you feeling at ease with your future.

anondracomalfoy

there are people in this world who genuinely think they’re superior intellectually because they aren’t interested in boybands or contemporary literature it’s hilarious

spaceprincelance-moved

Presenting a brand new Hetalia forum!

This new forum is dedicated to the fans, and a place to talk about art, fanfictions, roleplay, games, and anything else you’d like!

The forum features cute graphics, neat and orderly boards, PIXEL BADGES OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS, and more!

It’s a great place to talk to others about any AU ideas you may have, or if you want to promote a fangame, or even if you just want to weeb out about your favorite characters!

There a neat little feature where you can apply to be a part of the Allied Forces group, OR the Axis Powers group, and every once in awhile we’ll have events catered to those groups! Winners will receive cute ‘lil Badges, of course!

We’d love to have each and every one of you!

Addtitionally, since this forum is brand new, I’m currently looking for Moderators! If you’d like to be a Moderator, you can send a PM titled ‘Moderator Application’ and explain why you’d like to be a Moderator and how you would do your job! ❤

You now this rate I am slowly loosing my passion at life. Everything is going to come caving in and crumbling down, Does that mean my fire is reaching it's calming point? Am I still needed?

#deepinthought #Wantingtoleave

scibot9000

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has anyone made a mashup of Daft Punk “Harder Better Faster Stronger” vs “Stronger than You” from SU?

no? ok fine ill do it here you go

traceytonight

DANG

nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated

CALM DOWN THOSE BEATS HOT DAMN

Rainy Days

I had to baby sit today so now I am in my clients truck eating food while waiting on them to get here and unlock the door ):

betterthankanyebitch

ultrafacts

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jenniferrpovey

50 species of lizard and one species of snake reproduce through parthenogenesis (that’s the fancy word for producing offspring as a female without having sex).

Except.

Whiptails are stimulation ovulators. That is to say, they can’t ovulate without having sex.

So not only do they are give birth through immaculate conception, they’re ALL LESBIANS.

There are two kinds of parthenogenesis seen in reptiles. That used by whiptails and the other all female species is true cloning - the egg contains the female’s full genetic material).

Other species including komodo dragons use another form of parthenogenesis where they actually fertilize themselves, with a haploid polar body used instead of a sperm. Because of the way reptile sex chromosomes work, this form of parthenogenesis can produce males as well as females - however, the females produced have weird sex chromosomes and can only lay other females. It’s used as a backup reproductive strategy if they can’t find a mate. This works because in reptiles, unlike mammals, its the males that have two sex chromosomes the same (ZZ) and the females different (ZW). Females produced by parthenogenesis are WW - and that’s what happened to the whiptails. They lost the Z chromosome and now are all WWs.

IOW?

Reptiles are fascinating.

passivefan-deactivated20230702

YOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

So that means that bit I talked about on skype about lesbian dragons being able to reproduce in LotS has a basis!

passivefan-deactivated20230702

#THERE AR E LESBIAN LIZARDS HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL SAY HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT NATURAL

goldpilot22

OMFG!

rexuality

LIZBIANS

randomdeinonychus

The whiptail is what I always think of when people say, “You can’t ever get rid of men because women need men to reproduce,” and I’m just like, “Not necessarily.”

villancikos

commander-ledi

villancikos:

The Anatomy of a mermaid

yes, thanks.

i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:

it just doesnt work

mewmii-deactivated20160821

yeah we wouldnt want to make our mermaids too unrealistic

ultralaser

this asks more questions than it answers. they don’t really have vestigial legs, like those aren’t even motile fins, so why do they still have fully formed hips, why hasn’t the pelvic bone changed significantly? and where did the tail come from?

[proto whale]

[orca skelly]

whales as we know them evolved from land animals that went back out to sea, and it’s all spine all the way down to the tail fin. the pelvis is vestigial to the point of being tiny and unrecognizable, and the rear leg structure is //gone//. and by the time they evolved all that, their forelegs had turned into proper fins and they didn’t have hourglass figures, because they built up walls of insulating fat and blubber where it was needed most - around the vital organs.

[walrus skelly]

which brings us to the walrus. as you can see the skeletal structure and the external appearance are fairly ursiform - the rear legs are basically still in there forming the tail, and the pelvis is intact, and above that it may as well still be a land animal. if mermaids did exist, as hominids who went back out to sea, and if they hadn’t evolved into basically dolphins, then a walrus skeletal system, complete with vestigial thigh bones inside a kind of muscle skirt, and with significant fat and blubber deposits //on the main body// would be most likely. which is to say, mermaids with human torsos and seagoing lower bodies would waddle around on their tails, have clearly defined thigh structures, and would be a hell of a lot rounder above and about the waist than they’re usually depicted.

which begs the question, then, if you see a mermaid and it’s a skinny little thing with a slinky waist and an eel-like tail and a perfect bosom and a coy smile, //why does it look like that//? because whatever that is? it is not a land animal that readapted to the sea. it is not your distant kin. it is a sea creature that adapted //to get your attention//.

maybe it’s all an illusion, a frilly mane, an hourglass shape, and narrow antennae that mimic the shape of human arms, waving lonely sailors into the water, only to realize too late the bioluminescent patterns of lipstick and pert breasts are to distract from what lies behind them - viselike jaws and row after row of stiletto teeth.

or maybe it’s all soft tissue, the gelatinous bell of a jellyfish folded into a pleasing shape, luring the unwary down to be caught up in a tail that is nothing more than thousands of barbed lines of stinging neurotoxin cells.

or it could be that the tail goes deep into a shadowy well, and the beautiful woman is a mask for a single enormous jaw, the internal skeleton just the endless spine and ribs of a vast and hungry sea snake.

or, perhaps most terrifyingly, the face is real but not the face of the eyes looking out of it - a human mask for an intelligence both cold and calculating, wearing an inviting smile to bring you within reach of the dagger behind it’s back. waiting to slice the skin off of you because it needs a new disguise, because it is shaped like you but does not look like you, because it must pass as you so it can go among you, so that by starlight it may go on land and into town, where your kin are sleeping, unsuspecting.