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i didn’t used to understand why people got so emotional over chopped, but the first episode i watched had a dude putting caviar in the blender and i clapped my hand over my mouth and screamed

ip2lb

findme-at1am

no joke who wants a date like this?

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

Depression is a very serious illness.

robertpattisons

THE CAT IN THE HAT [2003]

morethanonepage

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

I like big boys,

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys,

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did,

let it blow dry

I like a big beard,

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate,

come and get a taste

From the playboys

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys,

you my fave boys

yourlovelybarista

please👏ask👏for👏water👏at👏the👏register👏or👏order👏box 👏

-your friendly neighborhood barista

yourlovelybarista

lmao I love this new rewards program because now people can’t buy their 1.95 tall coffees and then spend it on a $8312039812093810 dollar reward.

also I can stop ringing people up separately!!!! for!!! each!!!! drink!!!!!

yourlovelybarista

this post makes me laugh because now a tall coffee is 2.15 and i’m still at starbucks 3 years later.

i-write-sins-not-poems

Mum:hey -

Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now

probably-a-velociraptor

Ye olden days: “ we must never go in there, the fair folk may take us away from this world”

Millennials: *banging pots and pans together in the middle of a mushroom circle during a full moon on an equinox * “IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING ABUCTED ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW!”