We are the weirdos, mister

NSFW blogs dni | ADHD/maybe autism | aroace | your weird older sibling | minor | profile pic technically by @thequeerbitch and @arbielikestrains

[thatqueercryptid]

hi, we have fun here, more info below the cut

my name is artemis, paris, william, james, or lilith

my pronouns are he/him/his/himself vi/vis/vir/virs/virself it/its/itself one/ones/oneself moth/moths/mothself night/nights/nightself freak/freaks/freakself myst/mystery/mysteries/mysteryself mystique/mystiques/mystiqueself myth/myths/mythself void/voids/voidself legend/legends/legendself strawberry/shortcake/strawberries/shortcakeself moon/moons/moonself star/stars/starself mist/mists/mistself cryptid/cryptids/cryptidself dragon/dragons/dragonself sel/self/selfs/selfself rose/roses/roseself ghost/ghosty/ghosts/ghostyself book/bookshelf/bookshelfs/bookshelfself prin/prince/princes/princeself prince/princess/princess/princessself and knight/knights/knightself

ill be your weird older sibling if you want, or your parent or aunt, whatever you need(im comfortable being called sibling and variations on that, brother and variations on that, parent and variations on that, dad but no variations, and aunt and variations on that, for anything you want to call me not listed here, ask first and ill probably add it)

feel free to send asks ranting/rambling about whatever, asking for advice(though i cant guarantee that ill be very helpful), or just being silly, its all cool

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

[littleguysdaily]

[alex51324]

Hi, Reading Duck! I am sorry about how you can't books in your pond, but you are welcome to come to the library! You can books here!

[littleguysdaily]

[littleguysdaily]

[p-h-a-n-t-a]

No spine label, no barcode, thats not a library book, so we're fine!

[littleguysdaily]

Oh, he tore those right off. They got in the way of "books" he said.

[animentality]

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

[terriwriting]

Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.

[copperbadge]

When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.

I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.

After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.

[momento-more]

@elodieunderglass - This made me think of you.

[gothichorrorshow]

Ok y'all, time for a different kind of self care post.

If this post makes it big (y'all get to decide the note count goal cause it's for you) everyone who sees it has to put in a little more effort towards self care. Including me, and including all of you.

This can be a small effort (like drinking more water or taking a shower) or a bigger one (getting a therapist or cutting out things that are bad for your mental health) whatever you prefer or need. But it has to be something. Anything at all.

I'll add on in the reblogs for further inspiration/ideas if you don't know where to start.

I will be working on fixing my eating habits and relationship with food if we meet the goal. I'll try and post about it for proof too.

First 50 replies get to vote on the note count goal, and whatever I see the most of will be the goal. Put your vote in the comments please, the reblogs will be so much harder for me to look through so I won't count those. Don't spam comments until we reach 50 comments, spam reblog instead if you wish.

If y'all can do it for individuals, I hope y'all can do it for yourselves and for eachother.

[gothichorrorshow]

Self care tips/ideas

Here are some things to stop doing if you recognize these behaviors in yourself

1, masking if you constantly mask your mental disorder or disability

2, feeling guilty/over apologizing for little things

3, overworking your brain or body

4, only doing nice things for other people and nothing for yourself

5, neglecting your needs, whether physical, mental, or emotional

And some things to start doing

1, try to keep up with hygiene (regular showers, brushing your teeth often, brushing your hair often)

2, eat regular meals (whether that's three meals a day or five small meals, just make sure you're eating enough)

3, fix your sleep schedule and circadian rhythm (this means that you should feel tired around when you go to bed, and naturally wake up around the time you're supposed to without an alarm)

4, give yourself free time to relax and unwind (get into meditation if you want, or don't)

5, make time to do things you enjoy and make your life something you enjoy (this varies from person to person, so it's harder to give examples)

Obviously, I don't expect everyone to just suddenly stop doing all the first things and start doing all the second. It takes time to form new habits when you're used to not caring for yourself.

I want all of you to pick one thing to either stop doing or start doing. Focus on that one thing, it's not going to come easy and that's ok. Don't punish yourself for not being great at it at first, just do it as often as you can.

Remember you are completely worthy of self care, no matter what your brain tells you.

[gothichorrorshow]

Ok y'all, time for a different kind of self care post.

If this post makes it big (y'all get to decide the note count goal cause it's for you) everyone who sees it has to put in a little more effort towards self care. Including me, and including all of you.

This can be a small effort (like drinking more water or taking a shower) or a bigger one (getting a therapist or cutting out things that are bad for your mental health) whatever you prefer or need. But it has to be something. Anything at all.

I'll add on in the reblogs for further inspiration/ideas if you don't know where to start.

I will be working on fixing my eating habits and relationship with food if we meet the goal. I'll try and post about it for proof too.

First 50 replies get to vote on the note count goal, and whatever I see the most of will be the goal. Put your vote in the comments please, the reblogs will be so much harder for me to look through so I won't count those. Don't spam comments until we reach 50 comments, spam reblog instead if you wish.

If y'all can do it for individuals, I hope y'all can do it for yourselves and for eachother.

[gothichorrorshow]

Self care tips/ideas

Here are some things to stop doing if you recognize these behaviors in yourself

1, masking if you constantly mask your mental disorder or disability

2, feeling guilty/over apologizing for little things

3, overworking your brain or body

4, only doing nice things for other people and nothing for yourself

5, neglecting your needs, whether physical, mental, or emotional

And some things to start doing

1, try to keep up with hygiene (regular showers, brushing your teeth often, brushing your hair often)

2, eat regular meals (whether that's three meals a day or five small meals, just make sure you're eating enough)

3, fix your sleep schedule and circadian rhythm (this means that you should feel tired around when you go to bed, and naturally wake up around the time you're supposed to without an alarm)

4, give yourself free time to relax and unwind (get into meditation if you want, or don't)

5, make time to do things you enjoy and make your life something you enjoy (this varies from person to person, so it's harder to give examples)

Obviously, I don't expect everyone to just suddenly stop doing all the first things and start doing all the second. It takes time to form new habits when you're used to not caring for yourself.

I want all of you to pick one thing to either stop doing or start doing. Focus on that one thing, it's not going to come easy and that's ok. Don't punish yourself for not being great at it at first, just do it as often as you can.

Remember you are completely worthy of self care, no matter what your brain tells you.

[gothichorrorshow]

Ok y'all, time for a different kind of self care post.

If this post makes it big (y'all get to decide the note count goal cause it's for you) everyone who sees it has to put in a little more effort towards self care. Including me, and including all of you.

This can be a small effort (like drinking more water or taking a shower) or a bigger one (getting a therapist or cutting out things that are bad for your mental health) whatever you prefer or need. But it has to be something. Anything at all.

I'll add on in the reblogs for further inspiration/ideas if you don't know where to start.

I will be working on fixing my eating habits and relationship with food if we meet the goal. I'll try and post about it for proof too.

First 50 replies get to vote on the note count goal, and whatever I see the most of will be the goal. Put your vote in the comments please, the reblogs will be so much harder for me to look through so I won't count those. Don't spam comments until we reach 50 comments, spam reblog instead if you wish.

If y'all can do it for individuals, I hope y'all can do it for yourselves and for eachother.

[gothichorrorshow]

Self care tips/ideas

Here are some things to stop doing if you recognize these behaviors in yourself

1, masking if you constantly mask your mental disorder or disability

2, feeling guilty/over apologizing for little things

3, overworking your brain or body

4, only doing nice things for other people and nothing for yourself

5, neglecting your needs, whether physical, mental, or emotional

And some things to start doing

1, try to keep up with hygiene (regular showers, brushing your teeth often, brushing your hair often)

2, eat regular meals (whether that's three meals a day or five small meals, just make sure you're eating enough)

3, fix your sleep schedule and circadian rhythm (this means that you should feel tired around when you go to bed, and naturally wake up around the time you're supposed to without an alarm)

4, give yourself free time to relax and unwind (get into meditation if you want, or don't)

5, make time to do things you enjoy and make your life something you enjoy (this varies from person to person, so it's harder to give examples)

Obviously, I don't expect everyone to just suddenly stop doing all the first things and start doing all the second. It takes time to form new habits when you're used to not caring for yourself.

I want all of you to pick one thing to either stop doing or start doing. Focus on that one thing, it's not going to come easy and that's ok. Don't punish yourself for not being great at it at first, just do it as often as you can.

Remember you are completely worthy of self care, no matter what your brain tells you.

[gothichorrorshow]

Ok y'all, time for a different kind of self care post.

If this post makes it big (y'all get to decide the note count goal cause it's for you) everyone who sees it has to put in a little more effort towards self care. Including me, and including all of you.

This can be a small effort (like drinking more water or taking a shower) or a bigger one (getting a therapist or cutting out things that are bad for your mental health) whatever you prefer or need. But it has to be something. Anything at all.

I'll add on in the reblogs for further inspiration/ideas if you don't know where to start.

I will be working on fixing my eating habits and relationship with food if we meet the goal. I'll try and post about it for proof too.

First 50 replies get to vote on the note count goal, and whatever I see the most of will be the goal. Put your vote in the comments please, the reblogs will be so much harder for me to look through so I won't count those. Don't spam comments until we reach 50 comments, spam reblog instead if you wish.

If y'all can do it for individuals, I hope y'all can do it for yourselves and for eachother.

[gothichorrorshow]

Self care tips/ideas

Here are some things to stop doing if you recognize these behaviors in yourself

1, masking if you constantly mask your mental disorder or disability

2, feeling guilty/over apologizing for little things

3, overworking your brain or body

4, only doing nice things for other people and nothing for yourself

5, neglecting your needs, whether physical, mental, or emotional

And some things to start doing

1, try to keep up with hygiene (regular showers, brushing your teeth often, brushing your hair often)

2, eat regular meals (whether that's three meals a day or five small meals, just make sure you're eating enough)

3, fix your sleep schedule and circadian rhythm (this means that you should feel tired around when you go to bed, and naturally wake up around the time you're supposed to without an alarm)

4, give yourself free time to relax and unwind (get into meditation if you want, or don't)

5, make time to do things you enjoy and make your life something you enjoy (this varies from person to person, so it's harder to give examples)

Obviously, I don't expect everyone to just suddenly stop doing all the first things and start doing all the second. It takes time to form new habits when you're used to not caring for yourself.

I want all of you to pick one thing to either stop doing or start doing. Focus on that one thing, it's not going to come easy and that's ok. Don't punish yourself for not being great at it at first, just do it as often as you can.

Remember you are completely worthy of self care, no matter what your brain tells you.

[gothichorrorshow]

Ok y'all, time for a different kind of self care post.

If this post makes it big (y'all get to decide the note count goal cause it's for you) everyone who sees it has to put in a little more effort towards self care. Including me, and including all of you.

This can be a small effort (like drinking more water or taking a shower) or a bigger one (getting a therapist or cutting out things that are bad for your mental health) whatever you prefer or need. But it has to be something. Anything at all.

I'll add on in the reblogs for further inspiration/ideas if you don't know where to start.

I will be working on fixing my eating habits and relationship with food if we meet the goal. I'll try and post about it for proof too.

First 50 replies get to vote on the note count goal, and whatever I see the most of will be the goal. Put your vote in the comments please, the reblogs will be so much harder for me to look through so I won't count those. Don't spam comments until we reach 50 comments, spam reblog instead if you wish.

If y'all can do it for individuals, I hope y'all can do it for yourselves and for eachother.

[gothichorrorshow]

Self care tips/ideas

Here are some things to stop doing if you recognize these behaviors in yourself

1, masking if you constantly mask your mental disorder or disability

2, feeling guilty/over apologizing for little things

3, overworking your brain or body

4, only doing nice things for other people and nothing for yourself

5, neglecting your needs, whether physical, mental, or emotional

And some things to start doing

1, try to keep up with hygiene (regular showers, brushing your teeth often, brushing your hair often)

2, eat regular meals (whether that's three meals a day or five small meals, just make sure you're eating enough)

3, fix your sleep schedule and circadian rhythm (this means that you should feel tired around when you go to bed, and naturally wake up around the time you're supposed to without an alarm)

4, give yourself free time to relax and unwind (get into meditation if you want, or don't)

5, make time to do things you enjoy and make your life something you enjoy (this varies from person to person, so it's harder to give examples)

Obviously, I don't expect everyone to just suddenly stop doing all the first things and start doing all the second. It takes time to form new habits when you're used to not caring for yourself.

I want all of you to pick one thing to either stop doing or start doing. Focus on that one thing, it's not going to come easy and that's ok. Don't punish yourself for not being great at it at first, just do it as often as you can.

Remember you are completely worthy of self care, no matter what your brain tells you.