Hey Teach, That's Pretty Lit

Shaping young minds one day at a time, teaching teenagers about life while I try to figure out my own. A miscellaneous blog about the adventures of a new teacher and life as a single woman in a world of online dating. And wine. Lots of wine.

[screnwriter-deactivated20220724]

''there's only one bed.''

''i'll bandage you up.''

''who did this to you?''

''i didn't know where else to go.''

''can you be my date to the wedding?''

''you're my best friend. i've always loved you.''

''shut up.'' ''make me.''

''i would never fall for you.''

''then why did you do it?'' ''BECAUSE I LOVE YOU''

''oh. oh.''

[fucking-jester-deactivated20240]

Me: I hate clichés

Also me:

[black-bloc-antifa]

[nickfuckface]

should emphasize lunch debt is like.. childrens school lunches and not like owing your coworker $6 for a latte.

[coughloop]

supporting women in all fields is so important. we have to change this. we have to do something.

[memewhore]

[memeuplift]

[merrybaudelaire]

[anxietyproblem]

[clanoffelidae]

[andremichaux]

We’re going on a two-day trip. What are you, Diana Ross?

SEINFELD (1989 - 1998) ⏤ 4.01, The Trip: Part 1

[evilgirls]

i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment

[only-tiktoks]

[shane-actually]

👏🏼

[symphonicseauxl]

He destroyed him

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

guy in a band @ his gf: hey I wrote you a song…..kinda nervous

stacy: aww no it’s okay let’s hear it :)

[babeyknife]

love it when my kitchen is clean, life is so much easier... i'm sorry countertops i will never let you get this nasty ever again (/fully lying)

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Me every time I pray in a cathedral: hey God yeah it's me, I'm calling from someone else's phone? Anyway

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[amarguerite]

🎶 there is power in a union 🎶

[loth-catgirl]

put up a statue of this woman actually

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

lmfaooo

[suskityrannushazelae]

our boy jonathan, rotting away in castle dracula and having to pretend he's chill with it: