My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates

Duck Duffy ||Very Irish || You should see me behind the camera

[thats-so-austyn]

“A little birdie told me you would look good behind a camera, and with everything going on I was going to bit a of filming to take my mind off of things. Do you want to join me?”

[thats-so-austyn]

“Fuck you!” Hannah shouted at him. “Logan’s dead and you want me to be your fucking model? Get away from me!” She shoved Austyn.

Duck froze. “Hannah I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I know I’m the last person you want to be around but if you want anyone to talk to I’m here for you. You can cry in my room if you need to and after you can tell everyone it was me.”

[thats-so-austyn]

“I always look good behind a camera.” Rebekah said confidently, chuckling as she looked up at the male standing in front of her. “Anything to get the fuck away from all of this going on, but I can only do about a half hour before I have to get back on damage control duty with Ollie and Lola. Let’s go, pretty boy.” 

“yes ma’m. Not that I secretly filming you or anything.” He muttered smiling at the end of his words. “Yeah, that’s fine. I was planning on taking photos and if with everything that’s happening there doesn’t seem to be a good time. However, thinking about anything else would be good.”

[thats-so-austyn]

“As creepy as it is, it’s definitely an aesthetic.” Robyn agreed. “Nothing fancy. I’m more of a photography kinda girl. I only have my camera in my room so I can’t help much in the filming department.”

“I’m really feeling the haunt vibe going on here.” He nodded. “I hope brought clothes as well as a camera. Unless you’re into a different kind of film, which I completeley respect.”

[thats-so-austyn]

“A little birdie told me you would look good behind a camera, and with everything going on I was going to bit a of filming to take my mind off of things. Do you want to join me?”

[thats-so-austyn]

“No offense but I’m not walking away from the main group to go somewhere quiet with you. For all I know, this could be a Ted Bundy type ruse to get me alone”.

“Whose Ted Bundy? I don’t know if you caught the accent but I’m not very up to date with American pop culture. If you want we can take photos in the living room or you can just say no.”

[thats-so-austyn]

“do you have any solid evidence of that or is it just a what if?”

“Do you have any solid evidence it’s untrue? It’s not that I don’t believe it, I just hate ruling things out.”

[thats-so-austyn]

“Are you sure that you meant to ask me? I’m really not looking my best right now”, Lola pointed out. “Who was the little birdie, though?”

“You look beautiful right now and I’m not trying to do a glamour shot anyways.” Biting his cheek Austyn tilted his head. “I think it was your boyfriend. At least I’m hoping he was your boyfriend.”

[thats-so-austyn]

“A little birdie told me you would look good behind a camera, and with everything going on I was going to bit a of filming to take my mind off of things. Do you want to join me?”

[thats-so-austyn]

“I don’t know, I’m usually the person behind the camera these days…”

“Yes, but isn’t always good to change in perspective?”

[thats-so-austyn]

“A little birdie told me you would look good behind a camera, and with everything going on I was going to bit a of filming to take my mind off of things. Do you want to join me?”

[thats-so-austyn]

  “That little birdie told you the truth, these cheekbones were made for modeling. It would be rude for me not to join you”.

““Anyone can see that.  By chance do you have dress pants and an undershirt by chance?”

[thats-so-austyn]

“A little birdie told me you would look good behind a camera, and with everything going on I was going to bit a of filming to take my mind off of things. Do you want to join me?”

[thats-so-austyn]

“Who’s the little birdie? Was it Emery?” she asked with a grin. “I’d love to.”

“I can’t leak my sources.” He winked playfully. “Awesome. Is there any photos you want me to take or anything you’ve really wanted a photo of?”

[thats-so-austyn]

“absolutely fine, bro. it’ll make me look better.” joey joked.

“Okay, you just have to promise not to make fun of me.”

[thats-so-austyn]

“okay.” tilly cleared her throat before she began. “one of our rooms. we make a circle of salt around us before we sit cross legged on the floor. we set up the candles around the room for atmosphere as well as the candle in the middle of us. we join our hands together and then call out to open the door to the realm of spirits.”

“Okay, okay” Austyn nodded his head firmly, “I’m here for this. You know we’re already being chased by a serial killer. Why not get an evil spirit in the mixture. How maybe they’ll cancel each other out and we’ll all be freed from this hell hole.”

[thats-so-austyn]

“That… actually sounds like a good distraction. I’m in.”

“This place kinda has the whole creepy vibe and I really want to work off that.” Squinting his eyes Austyn pressed his lips together, “Do you have anything fancy?”

[thats-so-austyn]

“A little birdie told me you would look good behind a camera, and with everything going on I was going to bit a of filming to take my mind off of things. Do you want to join me?”

[hoeystclair]

“are you really going to make me dance on my own?” joey playfully outed at the person.

[thats-so-austyn]

“No...But fair warning I’m an awful dancer and will embarrass the both of us.”

[liddelltilly]

“okay, okay, okay but hear me out…” tilly held on to the pause, “…séance.” 

[thats-so-austyn]

“Okay, I’m running with this idea. Give me more. Paint me a picture.”

[lilykozmaquinn]

“i don’t know why people are getting so freaked out. there’s no evidence of ghosts here. it’s just a story.” she pondered aloud as lily took a sip of her drink.

[thats-so-austyn]

“Okay. Okay. But hear me out, what if it’s true?”

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — text starters !!!

feel free 2 change pronouns & such

[text:]   you  will  machete  through  this!!  **make it

[text:]  wait you like me ?? for my personality ???

[text:]  i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.

[text:]  make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.

[text:]  hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[text:]  am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes

[text:]  words can’t describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10

[text:]  that’s a terrible idea.

[text:]  you’re a terrible idea.

[text:]  what, pray tell, the fuck

[text:]  sorry my battery’s on 96% i gtg

[text:]  do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk i don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie idk

[text:]  the only fetish i’m into is attention

[text:]  dogs are better than boys & that’s just a fact idc what u think

[text:]  we’re talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.

[text:]  hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????

[text:]  i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me

[text:]  when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.

[text:]  are you going to be a bitch your whole life?

[text:]  we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao

[text:]  wym ‘fucker’ isn’t a term of endearment

[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish i’m gonna have a fit

[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want

[text:] i know i’m a horrible roommate/part of why u can’t trust men but it’s 5 am so shut the fuck up

[text:] hey just wanted 2 let u know i’m beautiful. thank you & good night.