mister blue sky please tell us why

you had to hide away for so long so long where did we go wrong

[sosashawtyy]

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[perfectanimal]

?

[tennesseewillams]

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[energyprison]

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[mewochy]

decide her fate

put into a small little bed

pelt with 483 tomatoes

highschool calculus class

Voting ended onApr 2, 2025

[mewochy]

calculus class won the vote! good luck kitty youre really gonna need it

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

[constellaj]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

[0ddoblivion]

This kills me every time

[shikiimisaki]

[tall]

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[that-house]