Dat P-Body

So, I'm here. And I've been asked to give more. So I'm now thirty, male, poly and live in the midlands of the UK. Follow my dog blog, nanaki-the-red-husky, for pics of my beautiful boy.

[picturesinboxescomic-deactivate]

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[astralcorvus]

*Zac’s serious, epic narrator voice*

We find no evidence of paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kittykitty

IM DEAD BECAUSE THIS WOULD FUCKING BE ME ON AN INVESTIGATION

[mousouchuu-v2]

[prokopetz]

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

[winterwombat]

Makes sense:

I can only do something useful once every few hours

Ads are everywhere

The pacing seems designed to be deliberately frustrating

A lot of the hassle would go away if had a ton of money

[wilwheaton]

At some point in our species’ future, a human will walk up to the Opportunity rover, clear the dust off of her solar array, and wake her up.

This probably won’t happen in my lifetime, but it will happen, and when it does, it will be incredible.

[withmyteeth]

Me, showing up to NASA with a feather duster and tears streaming down my face: IM READY

[j0rrated]

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS

thank you so much!

fuck!

[j0rrated]

more reasons im a NPC:

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

low HP

[tokai-teio]

[blasphemousonmain]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I don’t know when I decided my cats talk like Victorian orphans but I’m liking it.”

By Hannah Hillam

[mirkokosmos]

[slipping-into-madness]

[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

[rainbow-squirrels-7]

Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

[thatdisasterauthor]

I THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEING HURT BY THIS BUT NOPE. I WAS WRONG.

[aphelion-09-deactivated20190919]

[cannibalchicken]

[a-titty-ninja]

「Tsuyu」 by ErosPanda

๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.

[great-tweets]

The gentlest of boops.

[samstarium]

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

[thatukp-body]

He's real

[psxsavedata]