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buttered-noodles

Shes here and finally complete

Caroline Persephone Andromeda Alexandrine Magnolia Buttered Noodle the first

kishona

@sassy-dad @mollys-bullshit-blog

sassy-dad

NO

frauchun-racun-deactivated20220

i want to scream.

nunyabizni

@celestial-naiad

tooiconic

I’m scared

loki-against-onision-deactivate

@strange-aeons

strange-aeons

She’s fabulous omg

the-actual-shrek

Hello. I wanted this to be my last post to the Tumblr community bc I forgot my password half way through and haven't posted in 100000000 yrs. Might make a new acc. I wanted this beautiful lady to be my final goodbye. That is all

amazoogle

thatssomanda

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

auntytimblr-deactivated20150403

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

gallusrostromegalus

1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

zillyirk32

THIS IS GOLD

aprillikesthings

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

artikgato

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

falling-rivers

Yessss

delphinidin4

@gallusrostromegalus I assume you are very conversant with this cutting-edge research.

gallusrostromegalus

The latest findings are really exciting too! To quote the article:

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Source: X

Which is a fascinating new take and I’m really curious to see what develops from this discovery. It’s really worth clicking through to read the whole thing.

i-am-a-fish

abduction

crushtheeternalsouls

Me: I only like songs with deep lyrics

Brendon Urie: Roll me a blunt ‘cause I want to go home

Me:

kedreeva

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

thegirlwiththepurpleguitar

i love this

lilbittydragon-deactivated20241

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept

cheaphalloweencostume

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

shardwick

baerials-deactivated20210402

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

corvid-apologist

me

the-actual-shrek

Mood

slytherclawincorporated

Slytherin: Finally got my average resting heart rate to 65 beats.

Hufflepuff: Nice.

Slytherin: Only 65 more to go.

Hufflepuff: No–

shitthehousessay

Hufflepuff: *sneaks into the common room wearing a huge coat*

Slytherin: What is with the coat?

Hufflepuff’s Coat: *barks*

Hufflepuff: Drugs.

potterpalsblog

Fred and George’s first day in Hogwarts

*the day before*

McGonagall:I can’t wait to meet two more weasleys they are the sweetest children ever.

*The first day*

Fred and George: surprise bitch

skymoonandstardust

Reblog for your followers to tell you which Hogwarts house you come off as

shitthehousessay

Slytherin: When the Grinch couldn’t find an outfit he liked and said “that’s it, I’m not going.”

Slytherin: I felt that

shitthehousessay

Slytherin: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Hufflepuff: We are not doing that.

Slytherin: Mistlefoe™.

Hufflepuff: Sly, no.

thatangstyfeminist-blog

Hogwarts Houses Online VS Real Life Descriptions:

Slytherin Online Description: cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on bad days, but loyal to those they love.

Slytherin Actual Description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were thinking about overthrowing the government.

Hufflepuff Online Description: kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, indecisive, can be overly nice sometimes.

Hufflepuff Actual Description: smiles a lot because they’re thinking about food and then someone disses their friend and all hell breaks loose.

Gryffindor Online Description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless sometimes, but an all-around hero.

Gryffindor Actual Description: “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” *sees spider and screams*

Ravenclaw Online Description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy.

Ravenclaw Actual Description: hasn’t left the house in six days, there’s like one square left of toilet paper but doesn’t notice because they;re so deep in the Internet.