Welcome!

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[pukicho]

I absolve you of your sins

YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN

[pukicho]

I got you

[snowylynxx]

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

[ogrishpuntocom]

nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

[librarycard]

ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

[the-anima-faeries]

Ghaost

[the-anima-faeries]

A gift for this year’s friendship anniversary for my best friend of 6 years :D

[the-anima-faeries]

I woke up at 5am and when I was trying to fully wake up this idea came to mind:

if and when I die, I want my ashes to be made into a porcelain urn for someone else’s ashes, that way when someone accidentally drops it and it breaks, it’ll be a two for one special

[h3-sees-d3m0ns-deactivated20220]

reblog to bite the person you reblogged this from

[the-anima-faeries]

*Nom* ( *’ω’* )

[the-anima-faeries]

[the-anima-faeries]

thinking about drifting at times

[gransmells-archive-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

for that anon

i call it satanwave

[gransmells-archive-deactivated2]

you guys are fucking amazing

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

The sound of me walking into the room.

[the-anima-faeries]

A great song to listen to when you are murdering someone in the backstage of a fashion show

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[thatsthat24]

How…dare…

[rivianrudolf]

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

[kaijufluffs]

[abstractedthinking]

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

This is a bop actually y'all just have no tastes 😔

[lessthanagodmorethanaman]

Sighhhhhh guess this is what I’m listening to for the next ten hours

[local-angst-dispenser]

I had to step away for a moment

@red1sg0n3, you are suffering with me

[red1sg0n3]

this is kinda a bop idk what you people are freaking out over

[the-anima-faeries]

@red1sg0n3 your right, I’m absolutely vibing

[thegrumpycaterpillar]

Break the stigma

[deakysgurl-deactivated20240308]

I could not reblog this fast enough 

[altheadajoysoul]

[a-dotrivenitupontop]

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING NON-LIGHT SKINNED HANDS

[calculustcheesefries-deactivate]

FUCKING REBLOG HOLY SHIT

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[sleepy-sho]

Bagel time

[nucleariguana]

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

[mango-pickle]

rebageling

[spidey-reids-2003-deactivated20]

Reblogging just for that hot pun

[astronomical-parker-deactivated]

let’s try it

[sugarsoftie-deactivated20210824]

I’m sorry for cursing those who see this with a tag game.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[jueswae]

I’m not risking this shit

[iam--king]

I couldn’t pass by.

[ryden-beebo]

Nope nope nope. Not risking it

[p-rcelainprincess]

am i the only one who such content fucks with? like i 146% know its bs but my mind will wander back to this post for the next days making me anxious if i dont reblog it?

[battle-to-the-comatose-state]

Ugh

[yandere-wonderland]

Ain’t risking it🙃

[livingalifeofasimp]

Fuck stop this bullshit whoever did this hope you be the one to die!!!!!

[sugarsoftie-deactivated20210824]

I am so sorry.

[llamagoddessofficial]

I know we're on crypt but... I've been wondering. What species of snakes are the lamia/naga boys?

I’ve covered this before but the snakes are so pretty it’s difficult to not want to just show everyone again. These are just examples of their colourings!

Sans: Blue racer. Look at this majestic motherfucker

Red: Red bellied black snake. I think the name is pretty self explanatory

Skull: Originally, I described him as a sort of dark greyish-blue, like Sans but faded... ladies and gentlemen we’re retconning that, I’d like to introduce you to Skull. The new headcanon is he appears grey/black until you get him in good lighting, which he rarely ever wants to be in.

[the-anima-faeries]

Humans are bioluminescent but the light that is produced is so low that we can’t see it with our dumb low quality eyes, it’s the same as human stripes, not a lot of people know that we have them.