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@the-anima-faeries
I absolve you of your sins
YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN
I got you
already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA
don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts
yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day
the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one
nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click âagree on terms of serviceâ because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didnât Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
Itâs graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me
Ghaost
A gift for this yearâs friendship anniversary for my best friend of 6 years :D
I woke up at 5am and when I was trying to fully wake up this idea came to mind:
if and when I die, I want my ashes to be made into a porcelain urn for someone elseâs ashes, that way when someone accidentally drops it and it breaks, itâll be a two for one special
reblog to bite the person you reblogged this from
*Nom* ( *âĎâ* )
thinking about drifting at times
you guys are fucking amazing
The sound of me walking into the room.
A great song to listen to when you are murdering someone in the backstage of a fashion show
The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone Iâm not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
HowâŚdareâŚ
I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this
My mouth legitimately just dropped openâŚ.
I didnât ask for this
This is a bop actually y'all just have no tastes đ
Sighhhhhh guess this is what Iâm listening to for the next ten hours
I had to step away for a moment
@red1sg0n3, you are suffering with me
this is kinda a bop idk what you people are freaking out over
@red1sg0n3 your right, Iâm absolutely vibing
Break the stigma
I could not reblog this fast enoughÂ
THANK YOU FOR SHOWING NON-LIGHT SKINNED HANDS
FUCKING REBLOG HOLY SHIT
Fuck Iâm at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and Iâm probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterdayâs night âjust for fun and because I donât want any bagel to be mad with meâ, and todayâs afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasnât let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
đđź
Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girlÂ
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
wait but whats happening with the bagel tho
Itâs burning, as is everything Iâve hoped for whenever Iâve reblogged a post like this
I just kinda wanna watch something burn?
Mood
You guys didnât listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.
Bagel time
I need this
do it
Iâm at an all time low I need this
ok sure
no loss in trying. so here wo go
đđ
Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. đĽŻ
Ok so.
Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, âwell why donât you go down to *censored*?â Which sheâd never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.
I need all the luck i can get
(*-*)
Uhhhh worth a try
I doubt it will work butâŚ.
i dont lose anything tryingâŚ
again, YES?!
OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL?Â
TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!
NO HOMEWORK!!
WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)
AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!
I donât know how you do it bagel, but youâre awesome!
Bagel time
guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news
rebageling
Reblogging just for that hot pun
letâs try it
Iâm sorry for cursing those who see this with a tag game.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Whyâre you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs ⌠Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorryâŚ
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Iâm not risking this shit
I couldnât pass by.
Nope nope nope. Not risking it
am i the only one who such content fucks with? like i 146% know its bs but my mind will wander back to this post for the next days making me anxious if i dont reblog it?
Ainât risking itđ
Fuck stop this bullshit whoever did this hope you be the one to die!!!!!
I am so sorry.
I know we're on crypt but... I've been wondering. What species of snakes are the lamia/naga boys?
Iâve covered this before but the snakes are so pretty itâs difficult to not want to just show everyone again. These are just examples of their colourings!
Sans: Blue racer. Look at this majestic motherfucker
Red: Red bellied black snake. I think the name is pretty self explanatory
Skull: Originally, I described him as a sort of dark greyish-blue, like Sans but faded... ladies and gentlemen weâre retconning that, Iâd like to introduce you to Skull. The new headcanon is he appears grey/black until you get him in good lighting, which he rarely ever wants to be in.
Humans are bioluminescent but the light that is produced is so low that we canât see it with our dumb low quality eyes, itâs the same as human stripes, not a lot of people know that we have them.