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[the-beige-wizard]

Y’know say what you will but Gau is kinda great cause while everyone else in the post Kefka becoming a god kinda got really depressed or stopped trying to do much else, Gau decided “well, clearly I just need to hit him harder” so like Gau’s the only member of the FF6 party that truly decided to lock the fuck in.

[midnightsartcorner]

[mu-te33]

(animatic) - Friends?

This part of the manga makes me so ill...🤧😢

**sound on**

Kofi

[the-beige-wizard]

Alright I’m sick of the Batman as a Cryptid Posts

That title was only half serious but listen UP!

Everytime people talk about Batman being the Justice League cryptid, or Batman’s kids meeting the Justice League, I think it’s over worn.

So, as an alternative, I’m gonna focus on Wonder Woman cause she’s cool.

Diana’s the member of the League who goes on the most sidequests. She always shows up on time, but then she’s all “I was almost late” and the reason can be anything from “My pet kangaroo needed to go to the vet” to “I needed to speak to the UN again” to “The door to hell back home reappeared again so I had to kill a bunch of demons to close it” to Sorry guys, I got trapped waging a 1000 year war in Valhalla again” (that’s canon btw), to “I had to go help the Katepalises move a piano” to “It’s my moms’ wedding anniversary and I was there giving a speech” to “my new friend I just met needed me” and she’d treat all of those things with the same care and attention.

Another thing: Nobody actually knows Diana’s age. Cause she’ll make casual references to things that happened in WW2 or start talking about how the stars look a lot different than when she was a child.

Another thing: She’s been a God. Multiple times. Diana never uses this to belittle anyone (probably), but she’s been a god of (respectively) Truth, War, and rebuilt reality. And there she is, all golden and glittering and joyous, talking to you about if anyone would want to start a bowling team. She’s also lost all of her powers a couple of times, worked at Taco Bell, gave Darkseid a piece of her soul, went to hell, almost married Hades, cut her own eyes out, and has personal beef with half the Greek gods (and more Gods). She has a giant pet kangaroo. And can talk to animals.

Yeah, so Diana’s cool (and weird) as fuck. Batman’s just a rich white guy who adopts kids, Diana’s got an entire island of aunts, multiple adopted siblings, a Shonen rival, toxic Yuri, healthy Yuri, and honestly you can throw her into like any weird situation and it’d probably make sense.

[the-beige-wizard]

Why Evil Time Travelers in DC don’t kill the Trinity

Alright, listen, you might wonder why nobody goes back in time to kidnap or kill Wonder Woman, Superman, or Batman as babies, since it seems pretty easy, right? Well WRONG.

Cause like Batman’s got Alfred, right? Like that guy’’ll kill your ass pretty quick, don’t matter if you bring fancy tech cause Alfred’s got that crazy spy shit.

And then for Superman, good fucking luck. Either A: Go to a planet about to explode or kill the Els, a family which are all willing to rock your shit or go to Kansas. You’d think the two humans are easier than the advanced alien society, but those two? Ma and Pa Kent are so goddamn used to strangers trying to take their baby that at this point time travelers had to collectively agree that Smallville, Kansas was a locked point cause those two have made enough fertilizer out of the bodies of time travelers, and not to mention that there’s that damn Legion always showing up to go save their favorite superhero.

So y’know, you’d think Wonder Woman’d be the easiest, but no! No you’d be wrong. Cause turns out the moment you even look at baby Diana wrong, an entire island tackles your ass. Every, single, ONE of those women all can throw boulders and apparently know when time travelers are coming due to the “strings of fate” or whatever. And worse, they seem to like it! Them Amazons, turns out they’ve all got collective trauma and are practically jumping at the bit to throw hands. And worse any agent you send tends not to die, but to get converted! Apparently Amazons practice “forgiveness” and love and- *psst psst* (They do that? For real?) Okay so I think I’m going to try to kidnap baby Wonder Woman now. Definitely not because the Amazons apparently spare and redeem all prisoners through a slow, gentle, and a small bit of consensual lesbian bondage, practice of rehabilitative justice. Yeah half of our agents apparently went there and just immediately gave up so they’d get free therapy. Sorry I got distracted by the idea of being told I could become a better person….

Uh, anyway, that’s why evil time travelers can’t kill infant Superheroes.

[oakfern]

the ideal friend group:

history nerd

autistic dude with a pet salamander

jesus figure warrior-cook

cyborg pirate assassin

immortal alchemist who still has a thing for his shitty ex-boyfriend

solar deity

lunar deity

bardcore band

shapeshifting sentient glass container

and last but not least, the souls of five child geniuses piloting a mecha

[salty-an-disco]

slowly but surely figuring out how I wanna draw these guys

[geekysteven]

I saw that post by @greelin and knew Garl would say it

[infiniteoreos]

"why didn't they question anything" bro forgot that there used to be a fuck ton more solstice warriors and then the dweller of strife got too silly and then moraine overwhelmed by grief was way too tough on erlina and brugaves because they were all they had left until valere and zale showed up and the reason valere and zale "never question" their role is because they had garl and literally all they wanted was to go on silly adventures and explore stuff together and what drives them to keep going is protecting each other why on earth do you think their cool big luana solen whatever powers would activate when garls in trouble bro it's bc their powers come from the love that erlina and brugaves didn't have. of course they questioned it they just questioned it and decided actually this is cool because being a solstice warrior to them means "protect my friends" and not "do we have to fight big monsters 🥺🥺" of course its a corrupt system because theyre all ultimately just pawns in some advanced wizard yaoi but valere and zale do have actual reasons for what they do bro trust me (idk i just made that whole thing up i can't fucking read)

key of love btw

[artmeetscience]

Garl, protector of lesbians

[infiniteoreos]

did yuo guys know i like seraï ......

[the-pokedestined]

[manourfi]

I love how the Sea of Stars DLC starts with "Hey guys, so Keenathan is really sad:( Can you banish the literal Fleshmancer from this realm some other time? We have to cheer up our guy

[transwarlock]

if I have to singlehandedly resurrect this fandom by generating a meme economy, so be it

[kaban-bang]

People who said GLaDOS saw Chell as a "daughter" because in Cara Mia Addio she calls her "mia bambina" don't understand that she's a subby mommy.

[the-beige-wizard]

All Steampunk and Neo-Gothic and Victorian Era settings, TTRPGs, and everything else Needs is at some point, Big Gear and Big Clock

[the-beige-wizard]

Lebron pronounced by the Fr*mch: Lebrohnhohnhonh

Lebronathan Jamesworth is the British one, obviously.