PROMPTS BASED ON WEIRD SHIT ME & MY BF HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER
" you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain ? NO. it climbed the spout again. lock in twin. "
" i'm going to have to shit so bad later. "
" he was right, i am a weenie hut jr. "
" my constitution is a 1 because i get tummy aches. "
" can i get smooches on the skibidi toilet ? "
" i'm letting you get away with being this gay because it's pride month. "
" will thy maiden match milord's freak ? "
" what in the hillbilly yeehaw john deer tractor confederate flag is goin on. "
" i kissed you because your breath smells like pumpkin & it smells nice. "
" the fatter the ass, the kinder you are. "
" i believed i was a little german boy. "
" cardi b once said ' broke bitches don't deserve no pussy ' & i live by that. "
" RIP [NAME], THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE. IN THE FROZEN AISLE OF VONS. "
" he's so hot & then wonders why he attracts all these people ??? stop being a whore. "
" for lack of better words, i'm so silly. "
" yeah he's a murderer, he eats people, but look how cute he is right now. "
" devastated. i knew this man was a bottom yet here i am. "
" ayo, i bet his dick is huge. "
" it's okay, trauma makes you hot, baby girl. "
" i was not having a baja blast, but that’s all in the baja past. "
" listen, she's a freak, but only because she knows how to love with her WHOLE PUSSY. "
" bro not to sound like a middle aged white woman but this shit is breathtaking. "
" i kiss all my homies goodnight, that's my ninja way. "
" i have no bedtime, i am god. "
" i love you, say it back. "
" nah bb u fine as hell, just the way you ate them 9 tacos surprised me. "
" life update : the voices are getting louder. "
" imagine having beef with me. i'm just a funny jokester. a silly little guy. you're gonna have beef with a silly little guy ? for shame. "