[vampirezigzagoon]

Okay, I’ll take your Pokémon for a few seconds, then.

Thank you for waiting, we’ve restored your Pokémon to full health. We hope to see you again!

[stimman3000]

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[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

somebody tell me wtf this is

[aaronbuzz]

@magnumpicactus the sand is on top of really hot coal and is pretty much boiling. The dude is dragging the pot of coffee on it to boil it. Its a traditional turkish way to make turkish coffee and its really good.

[thekwikemart]

[jonbutter]

this is the exact opposite of “can you kids lighten up a bit”

[antpainting]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician

[3-l4l59]

cat technician

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[kaijukat]

have YOU ever wanted to bitch someone out but do it with cats and flowers? Well have I got the sticker set for you!

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[luchadoreofliberty]

#reno 911 was a masterpiece brooklyn 99 doesnt even come close to tbh

truth

[3000s]

people with an atrium in their house arent allowed to complain about anything or i’ll fucking attack them

[3000s]

if your house is ever this sexy i’ll fucking kill you

[normalwizard]

this is the cure to depression. if my house was that sexy my mental illness would go away

[3000s]

honestly yea

[sexydragonboi330]

People up there are jealous because something is sexier then they are

[3000s]

can furry porn blogs PLEASE stop commenting on my posts? i’m about to commit a kinkphobic hate crime

[sexydragonboi330]

Not just furry porn, hentai too and also this is Tumblr, if you didn’t want a furry porn blogger to comment on your blog then don’t be on Tumblr.

(Btw being a furry is not a fetish, if that’s the case then so are weebs)

[3000s]

[evil-haiku-robot]

(̣B̛̼͚̎̕T͎̒̽͡W̵̹͎͋ ̗̕҉̸̕B̨͉̹́͗E̟̱̹̓͡I͕͌Ņ̐̈G̪͌̕ ̸ͥ͠A͌͛̽͜ ̶̟̉̿̒F͉ͧ̕U̷R͕̻ͤ͘R̼҉Y̗ ͉͋̎͢͝Ì͓S͙͊́͘ ̷̰͈͂ N̨̩͎̥͒O̞̔ͭͥ͝T̯̻̑̑́ ̴͐A̢ ̨̨̦̲F͐͘É̻̍̎͜Ț͏̵̃ĬṢ͔̯H̘̭ ̀̕I̙F̿̽ͨͪ ̼̌̽͛T̀̂Ḧ̥́̕͡A͏͓Ṭ̡͈̕͡’̰̖̌ͤŞ͓͡ ̓Tͬ̍̀H̒ͣ̄̍E͏̻ ͕̣ͥ C̷̸̤̕A̶̒͘͝S͎̐E̵ ̴̝́͝T̵́H҉̛̀E̕N̘ͯ͑̏̊ ̥̣̭́S̶͎͟O̷̷͍͜ ̛A̧͓͎̕͟R̳̲̿E҉͒́͘ ͇ͫ͜ẂE̴̟͌ĚͮB͋S͞)̗́͠ ̻̖̼͋ͭ

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[vrykolach-deactivated20240804]

“HADES : Tell them that you weren’t hungry, tell them you followed the pomegranates seeds because they tasted like blood, like love.”

— Pauline Albanese, The Closed Doors

[guardiamond-blog]

[toperformisart]

Sports Anchor: “Band Girl throw the sword high.”

“Nails the catch and completes it with a bend.”

“Touch Down Band Girl.”

[gifsboom]

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

[aviculor]

a burglar

[knightoftaurus]

a birbler

[sinnerbird]

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

[sinnerbird]

also this thread is open to anyone

[sinnerbird]

[very-salty-popcorn]

A very small boi enters

[5radchan]

@alpha-bread

[alpha-bread]

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

[pettyartist]

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

[kuro--sawa]

A pocket sized boy

[charlesoberonn]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

r.. reverse medusa…

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[simply-brandon]

Turns stones into humans

[igglooaustralia]

[woahmrkelley]

Me at family functions

[johnisnotawesome]

I need to see the whole thing!!

[shoeboxgoblin]

Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.

Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor.

Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine

Bi/pan people get to enjoy both

And if you’re ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that’s as good as it gets

[illogical-bullshit]

I really like this post.