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[lowkeiloki]

and, ofcourse, it wouldnt be pride month without this gem

[weaselknievel]

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

[weaselknievel]

thank you Cathy your support means the world

[weaselknievel]

Cathy you're scaring me

[weirdness-is-good]

[lachonk]

Imagine if a hog saw this

[lachonk]

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

[bobdylanyaoi]

what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

anyone wanna play hang man

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

theres no c in the phrase

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

NO K OR D BUT THERE WAS AN S

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

fuckign hell

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i dont wanna play this game anymore

[shiningother]

omg im on my second ice cream cone sorry i need to smile so bad

[fadedlovemp3]

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

[sandmandaddy69]

[tatters-the-bat]

[sunbeetle]

friend group in their 20s

friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊

friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do

friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???

friend 2: well nooo...

friend 4: someone is at my door 😰

friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍

friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes

friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor

you: just got off work is anybody free

[a hot, silent wind blows]

[animatedtext]

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[necromycologist]

your brother is basically a classic person to kill

[angelbabymikaa]

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

[ch-ricegirl]

[darkmaga-retard]

[querulousglare]

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

[grimthetransman]

Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”