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too many boys, too many b e a u t i f u l boys

anyway happy anniversary to the untamed @mdzsnet

Apparently I’m not the only one who had this idea this week lol. @ftwilde and I clearly don’t see eye-to-eye in whether Xue Yang is Trash Boy or Garbage Boy Stink Man but I think the consensus is in that Lan Jingyi is the Burger Boy of our hearts

bluebloodtanuki-bbt

I swear you just can’t escape this song this time of year.

bluebloodtanuki-bbt

Reblogging this because someone took the time to request that I do and tis the season.

wastefulreverie

Harry Potter fandom: it's so awful that our creator is transphobic — it makes it difficult to remove her toxic views from the material I love

Danny Phantom fandom, who rejected their transphobic creator circa 2006: that's rough buddy

note-a-bear

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

landunderthewave

White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat.

White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today.

Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business?

Man: I sure fucking did.

*both laughing*

Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business.

Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment.

Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods.

[Censoring beeps removed for better readability.]

roseoilz

azulas

— Three years ago today, I was banished. I lost it all. I want it back. I want the Avatar, I want my honor, my throne. I want my father not to think I’m worthless.

weekendship

It was rare occasion that Gregory Lestrade, the half-Veela, ace Chaser of Hufflepuff to fall from his broom. It was even rarer occasion to see Mycroft Holmes the head boy of Hogwarts just strolling about at the Quidditch yard.

But somehow it had happened. Two events had collided to each other. ( Quiet literally, too. ) Someday and someone might call it fate rather than coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy, after all.

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PotterStrade AU! The half-Veela!Lestrade idea is from this charming work by Abitto.

I’m so….sorry that this is sucha classic rom-com cheese. >.>