I am Groot

I'm Lindsey. Too addicted to pop-punk for my own good. I'm engaged to the most beautiful girl in the world, I don't know what I'd do without her. Queer as fuck. Any pronoun will do, but I tend to use female ones. I'm a music lover, an animal enthusiast, bad-joke addict, avid angry feminist, and many other things. I support trans*/non-binary inclusive feminism

[guinilde]

[pukicho]

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

[pollofrita]

……. I beg your pardon

[pukicho]

Beg

[queenciityconfidential]

The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious 

[przybyla]

I thought this said living was a waste of energy and was like amen

[queenciityconfidential]

That too

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

reactions to toys r us shutting down i’ve seen online

some people: omg… epic nostalgia fail… right in the childhood. guess a kid can’t be a kid anymore

people who have bought a toy in the last ten years: good fucking riddance to that dump and its insane markups. 

[cute-and-happy]

[jack-the-lion]

*sonar pings*

[mens-rights-activia]

[blackmodel]

BYE

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

A+ acting

[birlinterrupted]

One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head

[shining-latios]

hELP

[resistdrumpf]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[masteremp]

I read this in the accent of a Letterkenny character

[tastefullyoffensive]

Hitting the duck lottery. (via gallowboo)

[artmagine]

Dragon sketch by Swang .

[loraborealis89]

I was not prepared for this.

[ghavrielthegabe]

How can you show how big something is? Put some birds next to it

[elloveseggos]

they say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

[elvenking]

The Fellowship of the Ring - Legolas

He was tall as a young tree, lithe, immensely strong, able swiftly to draw a great war-bow and shoot down a Nazgûl, endowed with the tremendous vitality of Elvish bodies, so hard and resistant to hurt that he went only in light shoes over rock or through snow, the most tireless of all the Fellowship.

[clodiuspulcher]

all my teachers in high school: college will be INFINITELY harder than high school, they will show you NO mercy my professor for my senior-level immunology class: 

[neverthere12345]

[nickmillah-blog1]

Best occurance of all the occurances

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

really loving the picture of superman from the justice league movie with his poorly digitally removed mustache 

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

ohhhhhhhh i love it

[banana-fishies]

they couldn’t get henry cavill to shave his mustashe??

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

the story goes that after they finished shooting justice league, henry cavill grew a mustache for some other movie he’s going in, and they told him “you are NOT allowed to shave your mustache until we are done filming this movie.” but, something happened and they had to do a bunch of reshoots for justice league with joss whedon at the same time.. and for whatever reason, they decided the best thing to do was to just digitally remove his mustache. and here we are