The Cryptic Chemist

Liv//Manchester//Pharmaceutical Chemistry

[ivycrowned]

some person: Why do you always play a mage or an archer?

Me: so i don’t have to chase the people I kill

[dionis-gg]

[melonmemes]

Handsome birb

[firesuns-archive]

remember the first time you heard take me to church on the radio and it felt like your spine was being ripped out? good times

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-cryptic-chemist]

Could I request some selfies? Xx

U cannot x

[the-cryptic-chemist]

Are you at uni now? X

Well, not RIGHT now but yes fam x

[the-cryptic-chemist]

u taken?

Thanks for the reminder b

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

“It takes a pet like no problem, not afraid at all. That’s a great cat right there.”

[commander-ledi]

dragon age player characters should be allowed to swim

[commander-ledi]

like if mr. skyrim can swim while wearing full armor made out of rocks or whatever, my inquisitor dressed in light armor should be allowed to swim too instead of dying instantly if water level comes above his knees

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Mr. Skyrim,,,,,,

[commander-ledi]

yeah, him. mr. skyrim, the guy who screams at dragons and eats bees.

[vesii]

both of those things are things the dragonborn does but you shouldnt say it

[commander-ledi]

mr. skyrim eats giant toes and secretly puts potatoes in people’s pockets

[catsbeaversandducks]

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[freshest-tittymilk]

Reblog retention cat to increase your financial wealth and savings

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Actual things my Russian teacher has said this year

“Imagine my confusion when I arrived in Russia not being able to read, and seeing the word “pectopah” everywhere. It sounds like somewhere ghosts eat”

When a kid in my class was struggling to do the rolled R sound “Oh so that means you can’t do any bird calls? I pride myself on my bird calls. I speak bird better than I speak Russian” and proceeds to show us all of his different bird calls.

When I asked him to pass me my water bottle from the front desk he shouts “VODKA” and smells it “Actually it just smells like lemons. LEMON VODKA”

“Tom, your Cyrillic handwriting is worse than a 7 year old’s and you’re only writing “Tom” “

“The Щ character sounds just like a train. Shch shch shch come on, do it with me” and then forces us to make a train around the classroom going “shch shch shch“

Upon seeing that he’s late to dismiss us “You’ll be Russian to your next class! HahAA!”

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[tillyouandiseethesun-deactivate]

this isn’t even a problem

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This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

[halloweenskellington]

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[purplebuddhaquotes]

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