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akashicrecord

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she’s a brick

twunkish-cleric

A Christian lady in my neighborhood just tried to confront me about practicing witchcraft, and she asked me if I 'know Jesus intimately' while trying to get me to join her church and I said "No actually, I've never had sex with Jesus". Bitch was speechless after that while I just walked away 🤣

twunkish-cleric

I've truly mastered the art of diffusing situations by saying something so weird that it just stops the other party's emotions in their tracks. I was once able to stop a coworker from having a panic attack by calling her kiddo. It might feel silly but it's genuinely a good tactic if you want to snap someone out of something. Just be so fucking weird that their train of thought derails right then and there

twunkish-cleric

The trick to finding peace in life is to be so fucking weird that nobody even questions you anymore

linddzz

officially the best line in The Odyssey

bigfootbeat

I’ve been fascinated by Bigfoot ever since, as a ten-year-old boy, I wandered the stacks of the Billings Public Library and stumbled upon a

Essential Reading for the Bigfoot-Curious

A recent exploration of key books about Bigfoot highlights five works offering unique perspectives on the legendary creature. These include a National Book Award-winning account of a Himalayan expedition with insights into Yeti reports, a cultural analysis of Bigfoot’s evolution into a modern phenomenon, and a compilation of Indigenous lore and encounters from the Pacific Northwest. Other notable entries examine humanity's connection to nature and provide firsthand insights into the lives of Bigfoot enthusiasts. Together, these books offer a blend of folklore, natural history, and cultural commentary, appealing to skeptics and believers alike.

ayeforscotland

As we see a barrage of evil executive orders come in, they are not immediately enforceable and will takes months or years to implement.

That’s still not great, but don’t let these pile up to the point of hopelessness. Take a breath, and look community leaders who will fight it every step of the way.

everentropy

Reminder that when Trump was in office before a LOT of his orders got overturned or held up in lower courts for long enough that they became irrelevant. It also does not mean they WILL be enforced. Stand with your community where you can. The fight is not over. Do not obey in advance.

ayeforscotland

Last sentence above is the most important. Tyranny requires people to shut up and fall in line. Do not obey in advance.

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foreveriallyzombified

Men in Black

1947 is considered by many to be the year in which the modern UFO age started, due mainly to two reported events which supposedly took place that year. In June Kenneth Arnold was to report seeing a number of metallic craft while flying near Mount Rainier in Washington state, and within a month a craft (and its alien occupants?) was said to have crashed on a ranch in Roswell, New Mexico. Weeks later, two pale, hairless human males arrived at his place of work and started sucking and fucking each other like crazy.