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croissant/mikki whatever | any pronouns | 18↑

[remindertoclick]

Reminder to Click for Palestine today!

Thank you for your aid!

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[veltroxx]

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

[lakevida]

save it for linkedin brother

[segamascott]

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[themidwintermuse]

Og Hikaru ten seconds before seeing that tree and absolutely eating shit

[draculasdaughter]

“Be Creative Invent a Sexual Perversion” Button, 1960s.

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fairycosmos]

DEATH TRAP IN FRONT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT TO BE PERFORMATIVE!!! whew. that was a close one. anyw- DEATH TRAP IN FRONT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT TO BE VULNERABLE!!!

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[funny-tik-toks]

[hamletthedane]

[kotortwo]

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

[json-derulo]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Nobody in this game has any chill

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He is but you would not believe how little relevance that has to the case

[jncos]

Life in Australia was hard. Kids at school all called me "povvo", due to both my family's poverty and the narrative occurring through my perspective.

[itadooori]

practicing rendering with uta

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this