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[3000s]

aww so cutes

[fravery]

David Hockney British Artist 1937–2026 Oil and ink on cut paper, glued on canvas Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York City

[vestlizard100]

Coolest Lizard In The World Google Search

[vestlizard100]

Oh FUCK Yeah

[orteil42]

there's this sort of default assumption online that you're meant to have watched the latest defunctland, hbomberguy or dan olson video in a manner i'd compare to "catch the game last night?"

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (I can’t wait to go home and have sex with my wife.)

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Fuck it. Straight Yoshi Saturday.

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Happy Straight Yoshi Saturday… Not that it fucking matters. They’re not putting him in that stupid ass movie anyways cause they hate his heterosexual swagger. Fuck this world.

[asoftwrongness]

prints | instagram | facebook | bluesky | cara

[liache]

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

[yiffmaster]

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

[ehlbee]

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

[ymutate]

Esben Hanefelt Kristensen (Danish, b.1952)

"The Moon Festival," n.d.

Acrylic on canvas

80 x 80 cm

[gooseworx]

More freaks for the freak pile.

[nike-esque]

[despazito]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Bebhinn Eilish (Irish, based Wicklow, Ireland) - Púca, 2024, Paintings: Watercolor, Ink

[ominous-signs]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[510055]

[jetix]

2026-05-30