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@the-druid-council
Druid Council Rulings
All bear spells are banned.
All appeals regarding bear spells are decided on a case-by-case basis. Just because someone else was allowed an exemption regarding bear spells, does not mean you will be.
Do not try to be sneaky about casting bear spells. We will know.
a city with good night life I mean like owls and slugs and stuff. possums
official nature post
Have the Druids seen this?
Aren't they extinct? I thought that was an extinct form of magic
No there’s a council and everything
Whuh
@the-druid-council
what is your stance on the banning of bear related spells
uhhh i dont think it should be banned 😓
@the-druid-council get her
Do you KNOW the damage that reckless, unregulated and unlicensed wizards have done to the wild bear population?!?! How much the environment has suffered due to magical distortion of the apex predator population density?!?! Prey animals grow out of control when wizards kidnap unsuspecting bears and secret them away for their stupid magical experiments, and the plant life suffers for it. And then, when a drunk reckless idiot magician decides to replicate a bear, messes up the spell, and decides to let the 400+ bears loose in the woods, the bears decimate the prey population, which then leads to those same replicated bears dying of starvation.
And that’s not even mentioning the treaty we have with the Ursine Court. Do you WANT to start a war???
Sit down, shut up, and read a damn ecologia book
does the banning of bear related spells refer to the woodland creature or large hairy men
The woodland creature.
How would werebears factor into this? If s bear (man) turned into a bear (woodland creature) every full moon, would the van always apply to them, only apply on full moons, or never apply?
Unsure. Ask the druids.
@the-druid-council opinion on this
So long as you are born not-bear, or spend a majority of your time in a not-bear body, the bear spell ban does not apply to you.
If you are a human who has been cursed to be in a bear body, please see the Office of Curse Breaking: Ursine Transmutation Department.
If you are a bear who has been cursed to be in a human body, please see the Office of Curse Breaking: Humanoid Transmutation Department. Please also leave a description of the wizard or wizards who cursed you, as they have disregarded the ban on bear related spells and must be appropriately punished.
@official-megumin
that's just @the-gnomish-bastard
oh my, seems I hit a sore spot
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY COUSIN
your cousin can't tell an invocation from an incantation.
IT’S THEIR FIRST DAY
Look I. do you want me to teach them a little bit? I'm mostly specialized in druid craft but there are skills that translate over regardless.
No fuck off
Cmon. I'm the most powerful druid on this island!
False.
I poison the ground whenever i take a step do you have a problem with that?
As long as you’re staying in cities that’s fine I guess. But you should probably see someone for that
homunculus facts¡
homunculi are not allowed to perform in chrismas pageants at most churches because we are sins against god•
i still think i would slay as one of the magi• there is literally frankincense and myrrh in my blood•
homunculi made with chicken instead of beef are lower in fat' higher in protein' and capable of short burst flight•
theophrastus may be well·known for his ideas about alchemy but i don,t know if he ever made a real homunculus• not to stir up drama' but i don,t know her• ತ_ʖತ
master gathered all of the homunculi in the lab for christmas cookie decorating this week¡ if some of the boys didn,t make enough cookies' he unmade them' and then he sold them all without giving us a cut of the profit• he,s a paragon of wizardliness•
i snuck a cookie back to my drawer and fed it to the beetles• they died horribly• ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
never travel without your towel¡
I made you cookies for Christmas as well. If @ratazom says it’s okay, you and your cousin @numamazza can have a sleepover night with pillbug cookies and watching the muppet Christmas carol.
i love muppets¡ they are a close cousin to the homunculus¡
Yeah that's fine. It's not like I'm going to unmake Jimkinnz.
Yay!¡!¡¡• i will bring out the carbonaaaated maple syrup i hav been saving!¡•
@concoctionboy is that legal¿
I mean, uh, as far as I know? I guess maple syrup is maybe sort of slime-adjacent, at least in terms of general consistency, but I don't know what the laws are regarding maple syrup. I don't even know who sets those laws. I guess since maple syrup comes from trees maybe @the-druid-council would know, but they don't seem to have been active for a while...
The Druid Council is a civil administrative body, we deal with the local laws regarding nature-based magic, and the practice and regulation of it.
We are not the CDC (Committee of Diet and Cookery), the FBI (Federation for Beer and Intoxicants), or OSHA (Office of liveStock, Husbandry, and Agriculture).
We don’t care about what you do with food or drink or undefined consumable substance.
So long as you are following the laws regarding nature-based magic, you can do whatever you want.
But what about koala bear spells, are they of limits ?
Hi!
We have already answered this question Here.
Could people please stop leaving cursed objects in the forest near the council building. Leave them somewhere else.
People please keep leaving cursed objects in the forest near the building. That's where druid territory starts and I want to start a war with them.
Do not do that.
I am doing that right now.
Stop doing that.
You know what? I am doing that even harder now.
The Druid Council is hosting a forest-wide cleanup in order to collect and safely discard the many cursed objects illegally dumped there.
We will be teaming up with @magical-hazardous-waste-wizard for this endeavor.
Here’s how you can volunteer.
Here’s where you can donate money.
Could people please stop leaving cursed objects in the forest near the council building. Leave them somewhere else.
People please keep leaving cursed objects in the forest near the building. That's where druid territory starts and I want to start a war with them.
Do not do that.
I am doing that right now.
Stop doing that.
You know what? I am doing that even harder now.
Oh great wizard council! What is your favorite soup?
souls of the damned
I like tomato. Or chicken noodle.
Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing
@takemetoturch
My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......
https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech
*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!
"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop
It would also probably have leeches in it.
you seem to get asked lots of questions about bears
Somehow our responsibilities have shifted from overseeing all the druids to policing rogue wzards who openly defy wizarding law, which, may I remind everyone, is NOT OUR JOB
How do I convert to druidism?
I have fundamental disagreements with the Wizarding councils.
Great question, and one that I cannot exactly answer.
Druidism is a nature-based spirituality, meanwhile druidry is nature-based magic. Oftentimes they are practiced together, however druidry uses innate magic that one is born with, while druidism is taught and shared like any religious or spiritual practice.
Unfortunately, the Druid Council is a civil administrative body, we deal with the local laws regarding nature-based magic, and the practice and regulation of it. If you are truly interested in converting to druidism, we suggest contacting your local druidic priest or temple.
Quick question about the ban on bear spells: does this only apply to creatures in the ursine family, or does the ban apply to all kinds of bears? Say someone wants to summon a koala, red-panda, or a large hairy gay man, would that be illegal under the new policy? Asking for a friend.
Hi! We have already answered that question.
You can find the original post here.
For clarification, if the creature falls under the family Ursidae, then the Bear Spell Ban applies to them.
set in place protective measures for blacktip reef sharks they’re listed as vulnerable and aren’t currently endangered but I want to be able to fuck around with people without them blasting me into smithereens
Unfortunately, We cannot ban entire categories of spells without quite a lot of research on quite a lot of things, including, but not limited to:
The current state of the environment in which most of these spells are being performed
the various outcomes that banning might have on both the magical community and the environment
whether or not we could ban a specific spell instead of an entire category and have the same results
As we are a nature-focused group, we are not responsible for protecting individual wizards from the consequences of their actions. We must focus on the environment as a whole.
While we are very happy that you love sharks and care deeply about them, unfortunately for you (but fortunate for the sharks) there's not a whole lot of shark-focused magic occurring widespread. Most wizards are based inland, so creatures such as bears and moose and big cats are much higher priority at the moment.
Hey, i was send here by @the-better-wizard-council to inquire about the Legality of De-Bearing someone that was Illigally Beared by Someone Else. Or is that also your Job?
As long as they weren't originally a bear, then yes, De-Bearing is legal. You can go ahead and De-Bear them.
