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ntrider

i-it's not that! idiot! [blows up your entire neighborhood with some weapon from earth defense force]

ntrider

the creator of this weapon MUST be a genius!!!

dwinkus

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

vampireopossum

im actually gonna lose my mind forever thinking about transfem finn the human

vampireopossum

hey finn did even you know that humans could be women before you met susan . did that thought ever cross your mind .

#yea upon reflection my childhood fascination with certain aspects of adventure time was. indicative #finn would you like some pamphlets and some alone time to think #transfem finn headcanon was in my brain before i knew what being trans meant tbh

internetgreatesthits

mono-red-menace

unknown-but-existing

i feel like this is more funny

#commander awake remembrance of these valiant dead kia hua ko te pai snap back to reality oops there goes gravity

foxbirdy

A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

#phaidros #nilos and his collaborators did not heed this

clems-grove

Characters who are yellow coded not as in joy and optimism but, rather, yellow as in the first color the human eye will notice, plastered over hazard signs and school buses. Yellow as in a light so bright it burns. Yellow as in illness and disease, just waiting to infect. Yellow as deception, a cover up for something with teeth and claws and malice. Can anyone hear me

anarchautistic

I've got this great play for y'all to see about the King of Carcosa

qwertystop

@hungryhazel

#phaidros #my character who chooses to fashion yellow as a warning and the colour of uranium into yellow of joy and optimism #also they are on some eternally trapped in citrinitas shit also #my fun dnd character Hydrogen Baby #yay yippee i love being me and being alive also possibly my greatest fear is seeing others become what i am #but also also possibly my greatest fear is that there is nobody like me and i cannot truly be understood #but also i found some creatures that were something obliquely like me and i peered into their minds and it was naught but screaming #and so gently as i was capable i put them all to the peace of sleep from which one does not wake #btw my pronouns are ???/??!?!?? i havent figured out quite how to translate their thoughtforms into language yet. and im not plural.#it would make more sense and be less horrifying if i were plural but i am one being a little larger than most #one and a half buckets' worth of paint scooped from seven buckets mixed together in a cauldron and the paint is souls #and the mix in the cauldron knew it was too much but wanted to let as much of the paint as it could still live #and the thing mixing the paint is also some fucked up incomprehensible being and all we know about it is that whatever it did #it meant it out of malice. it meant that as harm #i (the poster not phaidros) refuse to be humble. i cooked with this dnd character to an unreasonable degree and im just getting started #almost 30 sessions in i got plany off character left to play #and plany more horrorterror psychic torture abilities to use for giving people therapy and having joyous fun with my friends

mothermara

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

#gotta bury my ass with an obol¹ card² #[1]: Ancient Greek unit of currency famously paid as the price to cross the River Styx #[2]: The 'Opal card' is a contactless payment card used for public transportation fares in New South Wales

aliosne

#phaidros #about xenon

nongunktional

"oh you're just being nice" JUST? do you have any idea how much work goes into this shit? JUST being nice? girl i am doing some supercomputer shit upstairs to construct this niceness. they installed laplace's demon in my brain to trace out the last hour of interaction and calculate the optimal thing to say to make you feel better. and i still somehow beefed it? JUST being nice? yeah and bach was "just writing songs" jesus fucking christ. people askin for cordiality like it's no big deal

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

kirikomamura

please join my new startup that lets you pay to mail estrogen to your favorite mangaka

yuriskies

How to Write Yuri in Five Steps

Watch an episode of Hannibal

Think "this dynamic would be more interesting with women"

Read josei manga until you begin to feel your masculine-centered value system melt away

Stare at park benches and rewilded landscapes until you can imagine the lives of the women who once inhabited them

Write about whatever interests you

yuriskies

Ok this throwaway post is breaking containment, so I should explain the joke before this starts getting notes with corrections or real advice...

This is how Iori Miyazawa described the development process for Otherside Picnic. The first draft originally had Sorawo as a guy but the story wasn't coming together. Then he happened to see a few episodes of Hannibal and had the lightbulb turn on about same-sex relationship dynamics being compelling enough to carry a serious story. So, being a himedanshi, he decided to go all-in on a long-held desire to write yuri and spent like a year reading josei manga and novels written by women to make sure he understood womens' perspectives on relationships. Then he rewrote the first Otherside Picnic short story with that in mind.

That's the backstory on the Yuri Made Me Human interview. It's basically the writers' equivalent of a comphet rejection arc

aretheslugsblessed

@the-eb otherside picnic mention

#urapi #iori miyazawa is genuinely deranged #estrogen might help but i think theres more goin on in there tbh #you dont write sorawo while being normal

spamton

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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spamton

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

spamton

you get what i mean.

free-post-store

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spamton

#all-time classic post

thestuffedalligator

Hive mind that actually really hates being a hive mind and it would like to stop being a hive mind as soon as possible, please. Fifteen scientists were in the room where a space rock exploded and welded their consciousnesses together. And even though it now has access to the memories of each of its linked individuals, whenever it tries to find in its gestalt mind where that personality, that individual who made those memories exists, it only finds a stump.

#phaidros #op just plucking my dnd character out of my brain to put into text #seven people instead of fifteen but otherwise entirely true #and also phaidros is mostly okay with being a hivemind they just also mourn their constituent pieces a little. as a treat