Secret Adventure Zone Hidey-Hole

Dang I love those good fantasy boys

[mellowmaidenhairs]

whatever, go my wizard

[ghostslazy]

Big ass TAZ sketchbook dump

Thank you for all the love on my apron I got all teary eyed reading all the tags 💕

edit: credit to @taz-ids for the ID, thank you for doing all that wow

[crystallizedkingdoms]

ID: An edited screenshot of a tweet. johann the bard, @bestviolinistever, tweets: My boss told me the Relics keep eating her Reclaimers so I asked how many guys she has and she said she just goes to the surface and gets a new guy afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding random guys to the Relics and then her gnome started crying. End ID.

mfw no relics after nearly a year of the BOB operating

join johann appreciation week you might find more of my weird johann&lucretia BOB fics/posts in the near future

[muffinpines]

Good luck Magnus…

[keplercryptids]

[image description: an illustrated piece of parchment, a large blue gem lying next to it. The parchment reads: “Trust the voices in your head and open your mouth and let the first words you speak be ‘Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom.’ P.S. (that means postscript in case you’ve learned that after you forgot. P.S. means postscript.) (arrow to the gem) You’re gonna wanna smash that bad boy too. Smash that bad boy. And put some clothes on!!! and put some clothes on.”]

[angry-eevee]

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

[riotworkshop]

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

[bridgesquid]

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

[rumtumteddy]

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

[bartmobile]

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

[dawhitebag]

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

[imacingthis]

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

[badgersandbees]

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

[timeforlupsopinion]

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

[whatifididsomethingnew]

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

[acheemient]

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

[eyesofthesunflower]

“Oh! I landed on Bryan!… Bryan I’m so proud of zem.”

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

might i add

[its-your-mind]

“The three of you look like little Nemos- Merle, I can see three-quarters to four-fifths of your entire butt.”

[vanquisherofsnails]

“Floor Twenty!”

[dalish-farther-roam]

“I love you all, as my family, but I would bury a knife in any of your chests TO THE HILT for some French onion soup right now.”

[froggheadd]

me? posting taz art? in 2025???

[luobingmeis]

“here there be gerblins” is like what if you couldn’t save everyone. “petals to the metal” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone but the love was still there. “crystal kingdom” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone and it actually made things worse but the love was there. “the eleventh hour” is like what if love started all of this but you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you could save everyone))))). “stolen century” is like what if you could try again (what if there was love) (what if you could try again).

[luobingmeis]

the adventure zone balance is like what if love is the most important thing we have. what if love can save the world.

[epersonae]

Important addition from @lichbarry

[skeletalforhalloween-deactivate]

I know it was a joke, but hearing Barry repeat “my name is Barry Bluejeans” after every sentence while relistening feels less like a dm mocking a name and more like a man fighting to remember his own name

[supertaliart]

Blupjeans? In 2024? It’s more likely than you think!

[smacksart]

Tres Horny Boys!

[colonelbaconbits]

The boys of horn doggedness

[anistarrose]

you know the drill, spin this wheel of TAZ Balance characters and make your choice:

FMK?

Fuck

Marry

Kill

Voting ended onJun 14, 2024

no rerolls, but you can substitute fucking for cuddling or marry for tax benefits if that's what makes it fair/competitive for you and what you vibe with. look up characters here on the wiki if you don't remember them. personally I got Sazed when I tested it and I'm fuming

[cry-in-the-shower]

[very-small-giant]

You remember L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝, of course. How could you forget L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝?

[the-nerdy-fangirl]

Have I seen Trolls 3 Band Together. No.

But that won’t stop me from deciding these two are Edward and Lydia from The Suffering Game

[herbgerblin]

Garfield the deals warlock: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “voidfish ichor” 😳💊 you’ll be knowing what they don’t want you to know 💯👨‍💻

Tres horny boys: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude we gotta stop the hunger from eating the universe

The red robe hovering ominously in the corner: Lucretia is lying to you

[herbgerblin]

ID: Digital art comic featuring Merle, Magnus, and Taako from the Adventure Zone. Merle is an older dwarf man with brown skin, grey hair, and a beard. He is wearing a jack-o-lantern shirt and has vines growing around his face. He is holding his X-treme Teen Bible as he says, "Hallowed be thy ween." Magnus, a human man dressed as Frankenstein's monster, exclaims, "You're gonna hollow out my what?" Taako, an elven wizard dressed as a skeleton with cobweb accents, replies from behind, "Your Ween!" End ID