NO.

Hi, I'm Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family, I got a dad, a mom, and...a sister. That's Donnie We found him and Darwin he found us. About our house It moves Because we travel all over the world You see my dad holds his nature show And...my mom shoots it Okay so we're not that average But between you and me Something amazing happened And now I can talk to animals It's pretty cool and totally secret And you know what? Life will never be the same [ Monkey screams ] AHHHHHH!

[telnaga]

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

[puregag]

[846782364278]

[memehumor]

Alright, now tear your house down to make a small room in the corner

[sad-flaccid-penis5]

[chaussettesock]

“where are we going today miss frizzle?”

were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[thenatsdorf]

“Who is this?!” (via bri.brownie)

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

“ooh you got me a new box thank yo-WHAT THE FUCK!?!”

[ru-ru-ru-ru-rupauldragrace-blog]

Is that Rupaul

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

[mjalti]

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

[sovietshopaholic]

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

[youlovetoseeit]

the boiz

[tiredgaywerewolf-blog]

Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet

Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[sheglows]

[unclefather]

[whoooonose]

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

[foryourhealth]

Killed without hesitation

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink

[kibumkim]

she’s the prowler