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27 // I’ve been on this hellsite too long to leave

[reid-sam]

DOCTOR WHO

14.07 | The Legend of Ruby Sunday

[birdmans]

[kleeboy]

something to be said in the fact that in the end it wasn't the manufactured cringeposting that drove them off but the sincere reality of the tumblr ecosystem

[wwn1w12tj9347777rqw67315]

[modogoblin]

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[silly-slacker-person]

Posts that changed the timeline

[marisatomay]

there are many reasons why tumblr remains the superior social media but the only real one is because of post limit

[marisatomay]

every other social media is designed to keep you there for as long as possible, feeding their algorithm, exposed to ads, whereas tumblr has a hard limit (250 posts per day) and after that you have to go do something else. loser.

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

[discombra]

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

OH MY GOD

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

[modogoblin]

[w-3-rdna]

Eisenhower had a lil sugar in the tank.

[nicodranas]

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

[benryhenson]

[kenloganroy]

shangqi vs. vehicle doors (ft. katy)

[animalcrossingmemes]

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

Like a sack of what

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[dailylgbtq]

Eugene Lee Yang & Nikkie de Jager on Eugene’s Last Minute Look | Met Gala 2021

[mousenemy]

Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

[val-ritz]

be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly's Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

[baronmagikcarp]

Folks, this exists and it's called Dr. Bronner's castile soap.

https://wildflowerbotanicals.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/18-uses-for-dr-bronners-soaps/

[mousenemy]

Hey what the fuck

[normal-horoscopes]

This is Dr Emmanuel Bronner's wikipedia image

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

icant fucking breathe

[squirrelstone]

[mariamlovesyou]

new uterine lining just dropped

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[dalniente]

[kyoshi]

actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now

[keybladebanditjing]

???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok

[kyoshi]

he's not fine he's gone

[theatomicboom-deactivated202112]

“too little too late” by jojo was way too raw for 11 year old me to handle honestly who hurt her