Quartermaster 🔥🫁

Ashes O'Reilly aka Hades but not really anymore

[the-fire-burns-bright]

I noticed my crew is all on here and thought "what better than to also get on here because they seem to be having fun"

I'll answer asks, go ahead and send them, I don't bite.

Yay! Ashes O'Reilly roleplay account!!

The mod reserves the right to not answer asks if he doesn't want to.

Shipping is fine, anything suggestive will be tagged. Anyone can interact, I'm not universe specific or anything if anyone is worried about that.

Run by the same guy that runs @themessagesofanarchivist

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Hadddeessss yk how youre so awesome :)

- @gunpowder-persephotim

I'm not buying you more booze.

[cellist-and-ninja]

will you buy me booze ?

[the-fire-burns-bright]

No

[the-fire-burns-bright]

I miss my wives

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Hadddeessss yk how youre so awesome :)

- @gunpowder-persephotim

I'm not buying you more booze.

[cellist-and-ninja]

Did YOU know Penelope X Scuzz is a thing and it's shipname is like JaggedTree or DarkFlower or smth?? AND it's forbidden yuri?!

what.

why am i ‘jagged?’

also ? ive talked to her once? and she called me short and said she was stalking me

@udad-penelope-not ??

[udad-penelope-not]

Ew... I mean, not the worst- but still.

And if anything YOU'RE the stalker, crawling in vents and everything.

[cellist-and-ninja]

yes but how do YOU know that i crawl in vents? also? ‘ew?’ i’m a little offended

[udad-penelope-not]

You're not that stealthy, now. I can hear you.

And sorry about the ew, I guess.

[cellist-and-ninja]

i feel. mildly offended by that. i think im pretty stealthy.

[udad-penelope-not]

If you were, then why could I hear you crawling around in the vents?

[cellist-and-ninja]

how good is your hearing??

[udad-penelope-not]

I have to have good hearing for the work I do, you know. It just happens.

[cellist-and-ninja]

what work do you do?? are you like. a spy???

[udad-penelope-not]

Why don't you figure that out yourself. I'm retired now, anyways.

[cellist-and-ninja]

i’m not really an information gathering type of guy,, uhh @literallygunpowdertim you know a lot of random stuff. or you at least know people who know stuff. what was her job?

[literallygunpowdertim]

How the HELL am I supposed to know? I spent my time there being drunk, drunk, and drunk, and i literally couldnt stay sober enough to listen to hades talk to that sad evil cat of a man, Ulysses, talk about how sad his life is

[cellist-and-ninja]

ugghhh. fine who would know then

[gunpowder-persephotim]

Hm… @the-fire-burns-bright @h0und-0f-hades , any of you lot know?

[the-fire-burns-bright]

I spoke to them once, I didn't go get coffee with fuckin Ulysses, didn't ask about anything, I don't really care, you don't get to know people when you have one night stands with them that's not how that works

[the-fire-burns-bright]

I am sending 80 self automated nukes your way.

@udad-penelope-not

Excuse you?

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Hey

Hades :3

You look lovely today:3 <3

Can I have 3,8000 credits. And 12 land mines.

- @gunpowder-persephotim

You can have a kick in the pants

[gunpowder-persephotim]

Well that’s not fair >:(

[the-fire-burns-bright]

[the-fire-burns-bright]

I think your dog and….is persephone your wife?

Whatever, I think they fucking :(((

Tell them they better clean up after themselves.

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Hey

Hades :3

You look lovely today:3 <3

Can I have 3,8000 credits. And 12 land mines.

- @gunpowder-persephotim

You can have a kick in the pants

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Hades! My communicator broke, as your best and nicest guard dog can I request another also it will piss Persy off and that'll be really funny

@h0und-0f-hades

I suppose I shall

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Hades I’m begging you to fix the internet why doesnt this fuckass underworld have Wi-Fi 🙏🏻

- @gunpowder-persephotim

Pay me more rent money and maybe I'll get unlimited data

[gunpowder-persephotim]

Bitch WHAT money I’m BROKE😞

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Get a damn job

[gunpowder-persephotim]

That’s your job

[the-fire-burns-bright]

That's it you're going back in the box

[gunpowder-persephotim]

NO FUCK OFF IT WILL RUIN MY DRESS

[the-fire-burns-bright]

You're getting boxed

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Hades I’m begging you to fix the internet why doesnt this fuckass underworld have Wi-Fi 🙏🏻

- @gunpowder-persephotim

Pay me more rent money and maybe I'll get unlimited data

[gunpowder-persephotim]

Bitch WHAT money I’m BROKE😞

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Get a damn job

[gunpowder-persephotim]

That’s your job

[the-fire-burns-bright]

That's it you're going back in the box

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Hades I’m begging you to fix the internet why doesnt this fuckass underworld have Wi-Fi 🙏🏻

- @gunpowder-persephotim

Pay me more rent money and maybe I'll get unlimited data

[gunpowder-persephotim]

Bitch WHAT money I’m BROKE😞

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Get a damn job

[the-fire-burns-bright]

Hades I’m begging you to fix the internet why doesnt this fuckass underworld have Wi-Fi 🙏🏻

- @gunpowder-persephotim

Pay me more rent money and maybe I'll get unlimited data

[the-fire-burns-bright]

ur dog is flirting(?) with ulysees' dead wife

I mean both people are hot so

[literallygunpowdertim]

GUNPOWDER TIM IM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS

( @the-fire-burns-bright )

Damn bro full name what did I do this time💔

[the-fire-burns-bright]

You ate my leftovers

[the-fire-burns-bright]

There's a knock on the door, and an unknow voice calls out

Quartermaster Ashes O'Reilley? Hi?

- @navigator-through-the-stars

Yes?